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Review: Maia Max Thrusting Dildo & Vibrator w/ Suction Cup

November 28, 2020March 7, 2019 by Felicity
Maia Max Anal Thrusting Dildo Suction Cup Remote Control

I explore Maia Max’s thrusting & vibrating functions—plus suction cup & remote control! Full comparison ranking.

Review: Zalo Queen Set G-Spot Vibe with Clitoral Sleeve

May 31, 2020March 1, 2019 by Felicity
Zalo Queen G-spot vibrator PulseWave technology featured

Zalo toys scream “swanky”: from 24k gold chains and Swarovski crystal everywhere, to app control and self-heating functions. Would the most innovative toy of the bunch, the Zalo Queen …

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Review: Satisfyer Master Large Vibrating Dildo

October 29, 2020February 14, 2019 by Felicity
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My Satisfyer vibrator review will start with an undeniable fact: Satisfyer Master is a clear imitation of Fun Factory’s Big Boss. Call it a knock-off, call it a rip-off, …

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BMS Factory Naked Addiction Dildo Review: Ultra-Realistic Silicone

July 13, 2022February 7, 2019 by Felicity
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The BMS Factory Naked Addiction Dual Density Dildo doesn’t stand out when you’re looking at it online. It seems like just another beige dildo. But take it out of …

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Life as a Sex Toy Reviewer: Frequently Asked Questions

June 12, 2019January 30, 2019 by Felicity
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When I was managing editor for a small press, my boss would often walk into the office and say (somewhat sarcastically) to my colleague, “How’s it going, George? Living …

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Jopen Pave Vivian G-Spot Vibrator Review

September 13, 2019January 24, 2019 by Felicity
Jopen Pave Vivian G-spot vibrator

When I use the Jopen Pavé Vivian, I’m glad I finally decided to start reviewing G-spot vibes. I couldn’t have picked a better time to expand from reviewing silicone …

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