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Review: Oxballs Dildo, Buddy in Blueballs Silicone

April 10, 2020 by Felicity
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Oxballs Review: Buddy Dildo Behold Buddy, a beautiful blue bulk o’ super-soft silicone. In Oxballs’ signature Blueballs color, the Buddy dildo is a toy that I’d want in my …

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Svakom Review: Ella & Elva Remote Control Vibrators

October 27, 2020 by Felicity
Svakom Elva and Svakom Ella comparison

My review TL;DR: Skip out on Svakom Elva and Ella entirely if you’re selective / have high standards. They won’t be your ideal partner. Instead, choose…

Pure Romance Review: Euforia V39 $1,000 Vibrator

November 27, 2021 by Felicity
Pure Romance Euforia Vibe

I agreed to review a Pure Romance Euforia V39 Luxe b/c it was expensive. $1,000 for a G-spot vibrator? GTFO! For *that* price, what features should it offer???

XR Thump It Thumping Dildo Review, vs. BMS Pulsating Dildo

January 8, 2021 by Felicity
THUMP-OFF BMS Naked Addiction Thrusting Dildo vs. XR Thump It dildo review

Buh-boom-buh-BOOM! The Thump It dildos by XR Brands are true to their name: thumping dildos, NOT thrusting dildos or vibrating dildos. Their magnets bump-bump-bump in a strangely unusual way. …

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We-Vibe Wand Review: Vs. Magic Wand Rechargeable & More

March 7, 2023 by Felicity
We-Vibe Wand review

We-Vibe Wand Review Vs. the Magic Wand, We-Vibe Wand has one HUGE selling point: it’s waterproof. Half my We-Vibe Wand review testing has occurred in the shower: an impossible …

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First Butt Plug Review: Doc Johnson Mood Naughty Anal Plug Kit

May 12, 2022 by Felicity
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The First Butt Plug I Wish I’d Had: Mood Naughty Trainer Kit For a first butt plug, I *cannot* recommend Doc Johnson’s Mood Naughty 1 Trainer Kit enough. It’s …

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