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Maia Remi Suction Vibrator Review

Maia Remi review

You asked for it? A suction vibrator to wear inside underwear. The Maia Remi panty vibrator (1) actually sucks, and (2) is secured in underwear via a magnetic clip. It’s got …

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Oxballs Balls-T Stretcher Review

Oxballs Balls-T stretcher review

Have you ever wrapped a hand around your (or your partner’s) balls while stroking the shaft? I hope so, the grip and the pressure definitely add more. But it’s …

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Dame Aer Review vs. We-Vibe Melt

Dame Aer review

If it’s popular, it’ll be copycatted. The Dame Aer takes We-Vibe Melt’s characteristic shape + air pulsation technology, and makes it more clunky and less powerful (with less clitoral-stimulation …

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Inya The Kiss Vibrator Review

INYA the Kiss vibrator review

A fluttering tongue vibrator with super-flicky motion! It’s a precision tool for clitoral stimulation, the Inya Kiss. It’s a small tongue, with a big flicker. Flickity-flick-flick, the Kiss’s rapid …

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Silicone Cuffs, Kink Review

Silicone Cuffs - Kink review

So weighty and secure! I love the thick, heavy feel of Kink Silicone Cuffs. Vs. Quickie Silicone Cuffs, Kink Cuffs dominate—there’s no other word. Kink Cuffs are like weighted …

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