Je Joue Rabbit Bullet & G-Spot Bullet Review

Je Joue creates rumbling vibrators that I first felt 4 years ago—when I was impressed while holding the Je Joue G-Spot Bullet and feeling its (1) flexible tip and (2) its seriously moving vibrations. It’s a brand that should be better-known versus rivals like We-Vibe. Now, if you have ever been interested in a Je Joue motor, this is the best¹ time to pick one up, since Je Joue is selling for 20% off its normal price (discount applies at checkout)—finally putting the 3 Je Joue bullet vibes in a position to be added to my under-$50 power-bullet vibrator comparison.

I picked the two of Je Joue’s 3 bullets that offer flexibility to test out! The Rabbit Bullet has cleaved ears: so, if you’ve ever like a normal rabbit dual-stimulator but had trouble getting both the clit & G-spot fit right, then the Je Joue Rabbit Bullet eliminates that issue. It’s pure clitoral rumbles. Then, my pick of choice is the Je Joue G-spot Bullet—a bullet with a curved, yielding tip. I’ll run through the words of a video demo on these 2 Je Joue mini-vibes, then discuss how to charge and how to operate the Je Joue Rabbit and Je Joue G-Spot Bullets.²

Je Joue Bullet Vibration Functions & Power

I’m here with 2 Je Joue bullets! These are supremely rumbly bullet vibrators! What this means, is they have this loooow, resonant vibration quality, especially on the 1st and 2nd steady intensities for each vibe.

There are 5 steady speeds [and 6 patterned intensities, all with 5 adjustable intensity options—that’s 35 total function options!] for each. And actually, there are 3 Je Joue bullet shapes. [I’ll compare those more in a minute.]

They’re all going for under $50 right now [limited sale at Peepshow Toys: $47.20 price applies automatically during checkout]… for 20% off.

The motors feel… sophisticated, is how I would characterize them. You would typically find Je Joue bullets alongside other premium brands like We-Vibe, right? So the We-Vibe Tango is…the closest competitor to any Je Joue product. The Tango will normally retail for $79. So with Je Joue, what you’re getting [that I really love] versus a more plasticky bullet… is, these two shapes out of the Je Joue series — there’s also a [Je Joue] Classic Bullet… which is more a standard “bullet” vibe shape — you get the silky silicone feel along with that rumbling vibration depth, and that’s what really makes a difference.

You get this low resonance to start, and then it increases in intensity. [You can hear the] Rabbit Bullet I have here vibrating. It goes up in power. And it has a nice speed range it starts very deep, very low, very nuanced vibration, and then it gets higher and stronger. Up to being quite strong for a small vibrator, a bullet vibrator.

Je Joue Rabbit Bullet Mini Review

So you’ve got the [Rabbit Bullet’s] ears… The thing with the different shapes also that I think is excellent, sets the Je Joue products apart, with the ears it’s really cool because: OK, let’s look right here:

So imagine you have this coming down onto the vulva… so it splits, and it surrounds. These are ears that are pretty flexible, but they’re not like floppy or wiggly, so you’re still getting the surrounding vibration, both sides if you’re moving this around.

You’re just holding it in place, right and left, up and down if you continue pressing.

It’s really versatile, it lets you explore around. You could rub this [Je Joue Rabbit Bullet] in any part of your pelvic floor that you wanted to experience different kinds of pressure, or other parts of your body [moves Rabbit Ears across breasts, from one nipple area to another] where you might want to surround certain regions for fun adult play.

Why Choose a Bullet Vibrator?

Also, the great thing about bullet vibrators… they’re great toys that you could use as “couples toys”…alongside penetrative sex. You’re gonna be able to grip these shafts [holds Je Joue G-spot Bullet’s handle in air]. They’re small enough you can hold them [and still fit the tips between two human bodies], you can press them against your pelvic floor, and it’s gonna to be easy to hold while you’re taking another toy or a partner during vaginal play.

So, just the ease of holding these, along with the rumbly vibration depth, I think really sets Je Joue apart. These low, rumbling vibrations [and] the distinct shapes. You have the Classic Bullet, which is the most standard one, and you have the rabbit here [motions], and let me tell you my personal favorite, though…

Je Joue G-Spot Bullet

The Je Joue G-Spot Bullet, I’ve neglected it so far…which is sad because it does this cool thing. It has, again, the same motor as the other Je Joue bullets, so it’s got these 5 steady speeds. Speed #1 is so deep and rumbly, feels awesome. [Then it] goes up, it’s more high-pitched as you go through the speed range, and it ends on this reasonably potent — I would give it an 8/10 for [bullet vibration intensity]. I have it compared to the We-Vibe Tango X here, the Tango being the gold standard for a bullet that’s above $50, there’s going to be a lot of power packed into a small body.

But, I don’t actually use the [We-Vibe Tango] myself personally [for fun]. But…I have and will continue to using the Je Joue G-Spot Bullet. This is why: this is the difference between the Tango and the Je Joue G-Spot Bullet. OK, so the Tango is this hard, precision stimulation, right? You have the clitoris right here, let’s imagine. And you’re pressing this “lipstick” [slanted] tip right into the point. So it’s going to be hard, plastic pressure. It’s definitely [considers for a second]… it feels unnatural [= non-human] to me. Because the thing about the Tango, it’s a firm ABS plastic body with the We-Vibe Tango X. So it’s very slick, it doesn’t feel like skin.

Some people will definitely enjoy that pressure, it’s definitely a matter of personal preference, there are tons of people who love this potent little bullet vibe [waves Tango X], the Tango.

But *I* like skin-like feel, I like flexibility, I like a little more forgiveness [in my vibrator]. And that’s what the Je Joue G-Spot Bullet is able to deliver, with the way it flexes here. Under the smooth…matte, silky silicone, you have this soft and flexible tip. So it’s gonna be just pressing [pushes G-Spot Bullet’s tip under first finger repeatedly]. You can bend it…

It’s still gonna provide pretty good pinpoint pressure, it’s not super-squishy. But it has some give, it has a forgiveness, a forgiving aspect to it when you are using it.

[face lights up] It also sits really nicely flat against the pelvic floor [=against the pubic mound / mons]. So it’s just gonna curve itself down so you can just hold it like this in a lower region that I’m not going to show you, and it’ll curve to hit where you need it to hit [The clitoris, duh, but who knows if YouTube will start censoring anything remotely sexual in the future] without you having to lean forward [so much] and apply more pressure.

I think the angle of the … G-spot Bullet, ironically, is very ergonomic for clitoral stimulation. You could use it as a small G-spot vibe, sure. It has a curve like a G-spot toy should. It’s like [motions and holds G-Spot Bullet next to first 2 fingers] a little bit smaller than 2-finger-width stimulation, so you could also use it that way; makes it… more versatile if you want a small vaginal toy as well. Choose either / or [vaginal or clitoral].

But I think it really shines, using the Je Joue G-spot Bullet as a clitoral sex toy. Waterproof, USB rechargeable, smooth silicone, with this luxury rumbly vibration that feels great. [—Video narrative ends with pricing recap & mention of affordable bullet vibrator comparison guide.]

I forgot to show the Je Joue bullet packaging, too: It’s the kind of large cardboard box I normally don’t care for, but the teal bullets have a really pretty imprint, and I felt impressed when I started opening their boxes. Would be very nice to receive as a gift.

The G-Spot Bullet’s rumblyness and size do remind me of the Pillow Talk Racy, which I honestly prefer for G-spot stimulation over the (ironically) G-spot bullet. The Racy’s tip is more flexible, and I just love soft-flexible things vaginally. Racy’s silicone is also silkier, and it has a fully adjustable speed range. The Racy’s motor has a little less… gravitas. Less heft, somehow, than the Je Joue. So I like the Racy for a lighter, yet rumbly feel; but will choose the G-Spot Bullet by Je Joue when I want just a tad more thumping vibration. Je Joue products also have a 1-year warranty; whereas Pillow Talk is made by BMS, a brand I love except for their shittily-short 90-day product guarantee.

How to Operate Je Joue Bullets

All Je Joue vibes I’ve handled have 5 intensities, for 7 vibration functions. That means 5 steady speeds, and then you can toggle the power of the 6 patterned functions up/down through 5 intensity levels, too.

This is accomplished via Je Joue bullets’ 3 button controls:

• Hold the (+) button down for 3 seconds to power on.
• Press the (+) button to increase intensity. You’ll be moving up through the 1st, steady vibration function.
• Press the (-) button to decrease vibe intensity, after you’ve increased power.
• Press the middle (~) button to circle through the 6 patterned/rhythmic functions.
• You can (+) or (-) the power on any of the 7 total vibration functions. 7 functions 5 intensity levels = 35 total options.
• Hold the (-) button down for 3 seconds to power off.

The Je Joue Rabbit and Je Joue G-Spot Bullet are pretty quiet, too. I measured them at 32 decibels (low) to 42 decibels (high) when held against my pelvic floor. Anything under 40 decibels is easy to hide, IMO, which means all 4 vibe settings besides high speed are unnoticeable if you’re in bed with a sheet over your body.

How to charge Je Joue Bullet Vibrators:

There’s a silicone flap on the bottom of the vibe that easily fold back. Insert the Android-looking charging prong into the slot inside. (Do be sure to only use the included cable to charge your vibrator.) After about 2 hours, remove the charger, and push the flap back into place, to make sure the vibe remains water-tight.

Je Joue Bullet Quick Ranking

Je Joue’s bullets are rumbly, sophisticated little toys. They’re just the ticket if you want deep vibes to use during sex, or while masturbating if you do NOT want a large and bulky vibrator.

The Rabbit Bullet is for surrounding clit stimulation: above, right, and left. Or play with it on your labia: my inner labia have curved pouches, and a rabbit ear is a super-fun change there; before I whisk the ears away, back to rubbing over the clit.

The G-Spot Bullet is for anyone who likes a forgiving feel, like me: The tip still target the clitoris, but not in an aggressive or sharp way. It’s got a smushy layer underneath.

The Classic Bullet is for precise focus right on the clitoris. With Je Joue’s characteristic reverberating motor power.

They’re sweet choices as a first vibrator, too: They go from gentler stimulation to moderately powerful (not overwhelming). The boxes are the most attractive I’ve seen in any luxe sex toy. And, like high-quality vibes should be, they’re waterproof and rechargeable.

Find the Je Joue Bullets here.

20% Off applied automatically ⬆️ during checkout on all Je Joue products, for a limited time.

NOTE

1. Outside of Black Friday-Cyber Monday, when you’d get the same pricing!
2. And the Je Joue Classic Bullet by extension, which has the same motor and button control.