Vixen Creations Large Realistic Bent Review
When I want a dildo that’s wide and firm, I reach for the Large Realistic Bent, by Vixen Creations. It’s no secret that I found Vixen’s VixSkin Maverick to be …
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Damn Average Above Average Alien Review
Damn Average‘s Above Average Alien is the most beautiful toy in my collection, and it’s pretty damn effective at getting me off, too. Picking the Right Toy Lusting over …
Blush Novelties Ruse Magic Stick Review
The Magic Stick, part of the very affordable Ruse line by Blush Novelties, has solved all my standing-masturbation problems. You see, usually when I stick a suction cup dildo on …
Pleasure Works Cadet Vibrating Review
I had high hopes for the Pleasure Works Cadet Vibrating, an average-sized, semirealistic dildo that’s part of Pleasure Works’ Firm Core (dual-density) line. You see, for the last year, I’ve …
Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo Review
Dual-density silicone: I’ve said before that it’s the way to go for a realistic-feeling dildo, and I’m on a personal quest to test out as many dual-density toys as …
Scifi Erotics Zuklat Review
Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess …