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The Most Realistic Dildo: Expert Ranking

August 7, 2022January 14, 2020 by Felicity

I was destined to write a best realistic dildo guide. My own sex toy journey began as a hunt for a more lifelike dong. No vibrations, no extra functions …

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Vixen Creations VixSkin Mustang Review: Best G-Spot Dildos Compared

March 3, 2021August 1, 2019 by Felicity

The ultimate realistic dildo??? I’d read dozens of VixSkin Mustang reviews before I got my hands on one, wondering whether it could live up to the hype. So much …

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Velvet Thruster Mini Review: Thrusting Dildo / Compact Sex Machine

December 30, 2020July 9, 2019 by Felicity
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My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just …

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Vixen Creations VixSkin Johnny Review

March 7, 2020September 21, 2017 by Felicity
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People love VixSkin—it’s as simple as that. But because my own experience with the VixSkin Maverick wasn’t an overwhelming success, I knew I had to try more VixSkin, to …

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Vixen Creations Large Realistic Bent Review

March 18, 2019July 6, 2017 by Felicity
Vixen Large Realistic Bent on green-and-blue fabric

When I want a dildo that’s wide and firm, I reach for the Large Realistic Bent, by Vixen Creations. It’s no secret that I found Vixen’s VixSkin Maverick to be …

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Vixen Creations VixSkin Maverick Review

March 7, 2020May 7, 2017 by Felicity

The Vixen Creations VixSkin Maverick and I had a torrid love affair, but then I had to say good-bye. He seemed great when I first met him: tall, muscular, …

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