The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones villain, the original Night King dildo has a stunning marbled color scheme that makes me imagine…
There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. This Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And I…
The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…
I knew I had to get a Tantus Steam Hunk the moment I first saw a picture of the toy. The Steam Hunk owes its name to its steampunk (sci-fi plus steam-powered technology) inspired design. It kinda looks like a steam train had a collision…
Damn Average‘s Above Average Alien is the most beautiful toy in my collection, and it’s pretty damn effective at getting me off, too. Picking the Right Toy Lusting over this dildo was my first step into the world of fantasy toys: my gateway drug, if…
Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess or maybe a countess. This depresses me because Zuklat is a well-made toy with some awesome…
