Skip to content
Phallophile Reviews

Phallophile Reviews

All Silicone Sex Toys, All the Time.

Phallophile Reviews
  • THE BEST Toys
    • Best Toys by Category, 2021 🥇
    • Felicity’s Favorites! 💖
    • All Male’s Best Prostate & Anal Toys
    • All Male’s Best Penis Toys
  • Dildo Guides
    • Dual-Density & Silicone Firmness
    • Self-Thrusting
    • The Most Realistic
    • Safe Suction Cup / Hands-Free
    • G-Spot Dildos Compared
    • Uncut Dildo List, 100% Silicone
    • Njoy Pure Wand How-To: G-Spot & Prostate
    • Suction Cup Dildo Positions, Rated
  • Vibrator Guides
    • Womanizer vs. Satisfyer vs. Sona
    • Long-Distance / Remote Control: Lush 2 & More
    • Wands: The MOST Powerful
    • G-Spot Vibes!
    • Bullet Vibes vs. We-Vibe Tango
    • Rotating Vibes: Dildos, Rabbits, & Plugs!
    • Self-Thrusting Rabbit Vibes
    • Wand Vibe Positions: I Explore
    • Panty Vibes: We-Vibe Moxie & More
  • Reviews
    • Full Toybox/Index
    • Dildos
      • Dual-Density
      • Fantasy/Indie
      • Suction Cup
      • Realistic
      • Tantus
      • Fun Factory
      • Vixen Creations
    • Vibrators
      • Bullets/Smaller Vibes
      • G-Spot Vibes
      • Wand Vibes
      • Long-Distance/Remote Control
      • Clit “Suction”/Pulsation
    • Self-Thrusting Toys
    • Anal-Specific!
    • Penis Toys
    • Paddles
  • About Body-Safe Toys
    • What Is Safe?
    • Platinum Silicone
    • Cleaning & Sanitizing
    • Affordable AND Safe
    • Safe Lubes & Compatibility
    • Sex Toy Storage
    • Where to Shop
  • More
    • Sex Toy Sales & Discounts
    • About & Contact
    • FAQ: Life as a Sex Toy Reviewer
    • Non-Review Sex Articles
  • THE BEST Toys
    • Best Toys by Category, 2021 🥇
    • Felicity’s Favorites! 💖
    • All Male’s Best Prostate & Anal Toys
    • All Male’s Best Penis Toys
  • Dildo Guides
    • Dual-Density & Silicone Firmness
    • Self-Thrusting
    • The Most Realistic
    • Safe Suction Cup / Hands-Free
    • G-Spot Dildos Compared
    • Uncut Dildo List, 100% Silicone
    • Njoy Pure Wand How-To: G-Spot & Prostate
    • Suction Cup Dildo Positions, Rated
  • Vibrator Guides
    • Womanizer vs. Satisfyer vs. Sona
    • Long-Distance / Remote Control: Lush 2 & More
    • Wands: The MOST Powerful
    • G-Spot Vibes!
    • Bullet Vibes vs. We-Vibe Tango
    • Rotating Vibes: Dildos, Rabbits, & Plugs!
    • Self-Thrusting Rabbit Vibes
    • Wand Vibe Positions: I Explore
    • Panty Vibes: We-Vibe Moxie & More
  • Reviews
    • Full Toybox/Index
    • Dildos
      • Dual-Density
      • Fantasy/Indie
      • Suction Cup
      • Realistic
      • Tantus
      • Fun Factory
      • Vixen Creations
    • Vibrators
      • Bullets/Smaller Vibes
      • G-Spot Vibes
      • Wand Vibes
      • Long-Distance/Remote Control
      • Clit “Suction”/Pulsation
    • Self-Thrusting Toys
    • Anal-Specific!
    • Penis Toys
    • Paddles
  • About Body-Safe Toys
    • What Is Safe?
    • Platinum Silicone
    • Cleaning & Sanitizing
    • Affordable AND Safe
    • Safe Lubes & Compatibility
    • Sex Toy Storage
    • Where to Shop
  • More
    • Sex Toy Sales & Discounts
    • About & Contact
    • FAQ: Life as a Sex Toy Reviewer
    • Non-Review Sex Articles

sci-fi dildo

Review: Uberrime Night King Handmade Fantasy Dildo

March 13, 2020July 20, 2018 by Felicity
Uberrime Night King dildos fantasy sex toys

The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones …

Read moreReview: Uberrime Night King Handmade Fantasy Dildo

Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo

November 16, 2019March 30, 2018 by Felicity
Mr. Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo featured 1

There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. This Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like …

Read moreReview: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo

Pleasure Forge Illithid Fantasy Dildo Review

October 18, 2019December 30, 2017 by Felicity
Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons Dragons fantasy dildo ridges

The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness …

Read morePleasure Forge Illithid Fantasy Dildo Review

Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Fantasy Dildo Review

May 12, 2019December 15, 2017 by Felicity
Tantus Steam Hunk sci-fi dildo gears

I knew I had to get a Tantus Steam Hunk the moment I first saw a picture of the toy. The Steam Hunk owes its name to its steampunk …

Read moreTantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Fantasy Dildo Review

Damn Average Above Average Alien Review

May 18, 2019July 4, 2017 by Felicity
Damn Average Above Average Alien back view

Damn Average‘s Above Average Alien is the most beautiful toy in my collection, and it’s pretty damn effective at getting me off, too. Picking the Right Toy Lusting over …

Read moreDamn Average Above Average Alien Review

Scifi Erotics Zuklat Review

February 17, 2020June 22, 2017 by Felicity

Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess …

Read moreScifi Erotics Zuklat Review

What Are You Looking For?

  • About Body-Safe Sex Toys (1)
  • Articles (23)
  • Giveaways (7)
  • Holiday Sales (3)
  • Reviews (208)
    • B-Vibe (2)
    • Blush Novelties (16)
    • Butt Stuff (25)
    • Dildos (107)
      • Dual-Density (23)
      • Fantasy/Indie (34)
      • Realistic (35)
      • Suction Cup (37)
    • Fun Factory (7)
    • Paddles (2)
    • Penis Toys (8)
    • Prostate Toys (6)
    • Self-Thrusting Toys (18)
    • SquarePegToys® (7)
    • Tantus (11)
    • Vibes (78)
      • Bullets/Smaller Vibes (13)
      • Clit "Suction"/Pulsation (13)
      • Dual Stim/Rabbit (5)
      • G-Spot Vibes (16)
      • Long-Distance/Remote Control (11)
      • Wand Vibes (10)
    • Vixen Creations (4)
  • Sex-Related Articles (13)
    • Making Up for Lost Orgasms: My Story (2)
  • Silicone Dildo Guide (9)
  • Toybox (1)
  • Vibrator Guides (7)
  • Where to Shop (2)

Find Me At: 🚀

Social Media & Contact

Explore by Feature / Brand

*dissed* abstract app controlled big dildos Blush Novelties BMS Factory bullet vibes butt plugs cheap clit-centric clit suction dildo art Doc Johnson dragon dildo dual-density fantasy Fun Factory g-spot vibe hands-free Hankey's Toys I mean it's fine I guess informative love Lovehoney NS Novelties prostate stim Satisfyer sci-fi dildo self-thrusting semirealistic sexploration so many purple cocks SquarePegToys squish suction cup Tantus Tantus Super Soft texture Uberrime Dildos vibrating Vixen Creations VixSkin wands We-Vibe Womanizer
© Phallophile Reviews, 2017–2021. Body-safe sex toy reviews only! Please don’t pirate my content: Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author is strictly prohibited. You may quote my material *IF* you give full and clear credit to PhallophileReviews.com, with appropriate and specific direction to the original source URL on this site—i.e., link back to my original post.