Review: Uberrime Night King Handmade Fantasy Dildo
The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones …
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Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo
There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. This Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like …
Pleasure Forge Illithid Fantasy Dildo Review
The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness …
Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Fantasy Dildo Review
I knew I had to get a Tantus Steam Hunk the moment I first saw a picture of the toy. The Steam Hunk owes its name to its steampunk …
Damn Average Above Average Alien Review
Damn Average‘s Above Average Alien is the most beautiful toy in my collection, and it’s pretty damn effective at getting me off, too. Picking the Right Toy Lusting over …
Scifi Erotics Zuklat Review
Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess …