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Tantus Vamp Super Soft Review

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Tantus’ new Vamp Super Soft is everything I had hoped for from the original Vamp. This revamped Vamp still has an above-average-sized, nicely rounded head with a protrudingĀ coronal ridge, …

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Shapely Toys Binate Review

For anyone interested inĀ abstract, nonrepresentational dildos, I canā€™t recommend Shapely ToysĀ enough. The designs are creative and unique, the service is fast, all toys are very reasonably priced, and customs …

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Bondara Mr Realist Review

Itā€™s bright-pink and incredibly tacky…and I canā€™t stop looking at it. If my computer desk werenā€™t clearly visible from the street, Iā€™d probably stick here just so I could …

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Bad Dragon Nox Review

Bad Dragonā€™s Nox the Night DrakeĀ is a beautiful sculpture. The pointy head, the notched coronal ridge, the figure-eight-like shaft, and the intricate detail in the base all add up …

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