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Lovense Exomoon Review

Lovense Exomoon review

The 1st long-distance bullet vibrator! Lovense’s Exomoon is a sex toy that’s been years in the making. I’ll cover how strong and rumbly its vibration is, and how easy …

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Viben Sultry Wand Review

Viben Sultry Review

A bedside staple, the Viben Sultry wand vibrator is for me. Also, a frequent must-have in the shower, since it’s waterproof! So: What’s good about this wand vibrator versus …

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SquarePegToys Leo Dildo Review

SquarePegToys Leo dildo review

Leo by SquarePegToys has personality. Distinctive & attention-grabbing: Leo’s a fleshy beast of a sex toy, beautiful in SuperSoft Bronze silicone. (Or in 2 other SuperSoft colors vs. 2 …

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Empress Swan Vibrator Review

Empress Swan Vibrator review

It’s a rare vibrator I want to keep using and using and using! Putting words together about the Empress Swan Vibrator has been a struggle for me, since I’d …

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Ultra Flexible Rabbit Vibrators Guide

Ultra Flexible Rabbit Vibrator Guide

Why flexible? Rabbit vibrators are amazing when they work, but notoriously prone to not aligning well for any given user. The problem: Human bodies vary, and these dual-stimulating vibrators …

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