The Anaconda Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys slides right in… Slithers… Positively wriggles its way into my ass. This pointy-tipped dildo is super-soft, and delightfully smooth—with just a hint of texture, and a ridge that pulls but doesn’t impose. I get the serpentine naming, because the Anaconda dildo is long for its thickness. Snake!

Mr. Hankey’s Xtra-Small Dildo series is a welcome addition to my toybox because I like my butt toys smaller and gentler. And Hankey’s Toys are awesome anally, because of that soft smoothness. I like a little more pressure vaginally—which is why I’m always sticking bullet vibes into my Hankey’s porn star dildos, to give the squishy silicone a bit of firmness. (And vibration too, because why not go for more?) But anally: flexible and squashy is living the dream.

Hankey’s 75% Soft Silicone

So Mr. Hankey’s Toys calls this silicone firmness, in all Xtra-Small series dildos here, “75% Soft” because it’s supposedly “…similar to a penis that is 75-80% erect; easier to bend and nominally more flexible.” In large toys, “nominally more flexible” may be true. In Anaconda Xtra-Small, though, 75% Soft (about an 00-50 shore durometer) is wiggly-jiggly flexible.

You wanna thrust your heart out like never before, and have your hole stay comfortable for every second of it? Then the Xtra-Small series in 75% Soft is a superior choice, as comfortable as any VixSkin.

Anaconda’s Shape & Texture

Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda has just under 7 inches insertable length, and its girth (1.6″ shaft, 1.7″ at the coronal ridge) is in an oval shape. The front feels flat because of this.

Anaconda’s head is a triangle, pretty much: with half an oval attached at the bottom. From the pointed tip, it angles gradually outward, in two straight lines till the beginning of the corona. And you know what gradual tapers are good for? Opening up tight holes, gently.

Basically, the smoothly tapered head spoke to me, saying, “Butt plug…squishy butt plug…” So progress happened something like this…

Gettin’ Snaked w/ Anaconda

I like Anaconda vaginally. I notice the slick, flat front; and the just-pronounced-enough ridge that lightly tugs on my G-spot. But, you know, how could I pass up putting my first NOT SO THICK (but still squishy) Hankey’s Toys dildo up my ass?

Confession: I’ve never taken a real-life dick that’s as long as the Anaconda Xtra-Small. A girthier one, yes; and of course I’ve owned many a dildo that’s 7 inches plus. At about 6.8 inches insertable, Anaconda is considerably above average length, and slightly above average width (1.625″ diameter shaft, 1.7″ at the widest point of the head).

So adjustments had to be made. I warmed up with a SquarePegToys squishy-comfortable Egg Plug for a while; then lubed Anaconda up good. I wasn’t quite ready for its full girth, so the pointed head was just right. That time and afterward, I’ve noticed I always insert Anaconda “sideways,” so the thinner side of the oval is the part that’s spreading me. Anaconda’s tapered tip is so easy…then the ridge pops in.

As I turn Anaconda 90 degrees so its flatter side is now widening my hole, I can also feel the triangle of the head. The ridge is most definitely the thickest part of this toy, and it tugs noticeably as I thrust. I like using Anaconda in the shower, as I can back my ass into the shower wall and make best use of the uber-flexibility of Hankey’s 75% Soft silicone. The toy curves with my butt—snakin’ away.

I have to admit: Anaconda is a bit long for me. I really don’t like over 6 inches up my ass, so I let the excess length rub up between my cheeks instead. The extra couple inches let me position the toy more easily, really. If you want it to be hands-free, you can even stick a double-sided suction cup (medium-large) onto Anaconda.

Finally, the skin detailing…it’s so light, just enough to make Anaconda seem not-100%-smooth. As always, I love the feel of Hankey’s silicone. The glide. It’s as skin-smooth as you’ll find, and I will rave about this in every Hankey’s review I write.

Overall Thoughts

Mr. Hankey’s Toys Anaconda dildo, Xtra-Small series, is the first Hankey’s Toy I’ve been able to take anally—and I’m glad the smaller sizing makes this so comfortable for me.

If you’re in any way sensitive, or you play fast, Hankey’s 75% Soft silicone should be on your to-try list. The blend is first-rate. All Hankey’s Toys are nearly flawless. They’re evenly finished, without imperfections or mold marks, even in the lifecast choices.

Anaconda also works well for me anally because of the ultra-tapered head. Its oval shape definitely makes Anaconda seem flatter on one side than the other, so rotating Anaconda during play gives me different sensations. If you’re looking for barrel-like thickness throughout, consider Boss Hogg instead.

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