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Review: Demon Dildo, Strange Bedfellas Batou Large

October 14, 2021August 24, 2020 by Felicity
Demon dildo Strange Bedfellas Batou Large

Batou by Strange Bedfellas is horn-y…literally. This demon dildo is fantasy art, handmade and beautifully devilish. Spikes, horns, and two head ridges… plus twisting veins, and BIG balls. So …

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Review, The Layer Throw Sex Blanket, Waterproof for Squirting!

January 4, 2022July 23, 2020 by Felicity
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Inspiration, in fabric form! The Layer waterproof sex blanket is my new favorite tool, it’s so helpful. Usually “sex-cessories”: don’t hold my attention. But the words for this The …

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Review, Goliath Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s: I Rode a Giant Sex Toy

July 24, 2020July 18, 2020 by Felicity

The Goliath dildo is giant…but I set out to conquer it, to fit it inside me and then RIDE it. An epic feat, since Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ Goliath is …

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Best Uncut / Uncircumcised Dildo List: 100% Body-Safe Silicone

May 12, 2022July 1, 2020 by Felicity
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Is foreskin sexy? Every penis has it…& some have more than others. A realistic uncircumcised dildo is simply a need *if* you’re drawn to lifelike cocks, of all varieties. …

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Review: FemmeFunn Cadenza vs. Fun Factory Stronic Pulsators

February 24, 2021June 5, 2020 by Felicity
FemmeFunn Cadenza pulsating dildo review featured

The good news: The Femmefunn Cadenza pulsates more forcefully than the Fun Factory Stronics. The bad news? The top speeds—the super-speedy ones—make more noise. Thrusting back and forth, Cadenza’s …

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SquarePegToys Dildo Review: Feat. Nathan, SuperSoft Bronze Silicone

May 12, 2022May 17, 2020 by Felicity
SquarePegToys Nathan SuperSoft Bronze dildo review

The Nathan dildo by SquarePegToys *inspires* me. So simple, yet so good. I keep wondering, “WHY did I not own this years ago?!? What could I have been thinking?!?” …

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