Xenocat Artifacts Caiman Review
When I set out to buy an alligator-inspired dildo, I had no idea it would turn out to be the most beautiful toy in my collection. This review is …
Fantasy/Indie
BS Is Nice Nude Cioccolato Dildo Review
Once in a long while, my vagina meets a dildo that just works for it—with no experimenting, no stretching, and no hassle. The Nude dildo by BS Is Nice is one …
Bad Dragon Flint Review
Bad Dragon’s Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon is a thick, ridged dildo that’s basically everything a dragon dildo should be. Spiky back? Check. Thick girth? Check. Big balls? Check. And then …
Damn Average Above Average Alien Review
Damn Average‘s Above Average Alien is the most beautiful toy in my collection, and it’s pretty damn effective at getting me off, too. Picking the Right Toy Lusting over …
Scifi Erotics Zuklat Review
Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess …
Review: Split Peaches Rivetor and Screw You Dildos
I first learned about Split Peaches because of their Unicorn Horns, of course, and I smiled and moved on. But then, as I was compiling my Silicone Dildo Firmness …