Real Nude Ergo red roses

The Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo is a team player. It’s the nice guy who’s considerate about your budget, and who plays well with your other close friends (like the We-Vibe Tango or the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet). The average-sized Ergo doesn’t make waves, but its…

Blush Real Nude Sumo full length

Dual-density silicone: I’ve said before that it’s the way to go for a realistic-feeling dildo, and I’m on a personal quest to test out as many dual-density toys as possible. But…I’m picky. Too soft was the VixSkin Maverick, too hard was the Tantus Sam; too…

NS Novelties ColourSoft dildo squishy silicone dong with suction cup

It’s a good time to be a lover of softer, more realistic-feeling dildos. In early 2017, NS Novelties came out with the ColourSoft dildos—one average-sized (the ColourSoft 5″), and one very large (the ColourSoft 8″). Not only are these toys super affordable, but they’re also body-safe platinum…

Maverick and I had a torrid love affair, but then I had to say good-bye. He seemed great when I first met him: tall, muscular, with beautiful features. During our first encounter, though, I discovered that his suction cup was…temperamental. And after we’d been together…