Sportsheets Shower Sex Silicone Slapper spiky side featured

Sportsheets’ Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper is smooth and spiky, and somewhat supple. It spanks sensationally, striking soft skin so small spots and streaks swell. If you’re still reading my review, I apologize. Kind of—it’s Sportsheets’ fault, really, for giving their new silicone paddle…

The NS Novelties Firefly 5″ Pleasures is a dildo you can also use as a glowstick—something I had no idea I wanted until I got one. Before NS Novelties released the Firefly 5″ and 8″ Pleasures, (body-safe) glow-in-the-dark dildos were only available from very small (usually…

Real Nude Ergo red roses

The Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo is a team player. It’s the nice guy who’s considerate about your budget, and who plays well with your other close friends (like the We-Vibe Tango or the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet). The average-sized Ergo doesn’t make waves, but its…

The Magic Stick, part of the very affordable Ruse line by Blush Novelties, has solved all my standing-masturbation problems. You see, usually when I stick a suction cup dildo on a wall, I’m forced to arch my shoulders backward and thrust my hips forward. But the…

Dual-density: I’ve said before that it’s the way to go for a realistic-feeling dildo, and I’m on a personal quest to test out as many dual-density toys as possible. But…I’m picky. Too soft was the VixSkin Maverick, too hard was the Tantus Sam; too flexible…

For anyone interested in abstract, nonrepresentational dildos, I can’t recommend Shapely Toys enough. The designs are creative and unique, the service is fast, all toys are very reasonably priced, and customs don’t cost extra. My Binate Though I have a strong preference for cock-like toys, I couldn’t…