SquarePegToys Review: Egg Plug The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is the squishiest, most comfortable thing I’ve ever put in my ass. Basically, the Egg Plug (all 6 sizes!) is the butt plug equivalent of a warm hug from someone you care about. These deliciously soft butt…
My request for the CalExotics Silicone Grip Thruster was a mistake. A misreading, to be exact. I was so focused on the word “thruster” that I didn’t realize that CalExotics expected me to do the work. MYSELF. I’m so used to self-propelled thrusting dildos like…
Lovehoney’s new Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Multicolored Dildo is a big step forward for Lovehoney’s own brand: a body-safe suction cup dildo that’s actually kinda soft! Before, Lifelike Lover Silicone dildos were either (1) too hard to feel actually lifelike; or (2) made of porous TPR/TPE…
As a professional dildo reviewer, I have a verdict: Blush Neo Elite Dildos are simply the best affordable realistic dildos. Each Neo Elite dildo is revolutionary for their price: For $30–$36, you get two layers of body-safe platinum silicone. This dual-density construction makes Neo Elite…
I was just finishing up my comparative G-spot vibe ranking when I realized that the Wonderlust Serenity by BMS Factory might be worth a look. Basically, the term “PowerBullet” jumped off the page at me. That and the $35 price tag. Thirty-five bucks for a…
I love Pillow Talk Sassy over any other vibrator (besides Magic Wand Rechargeable). When I started this Pillow Talk Sassy review, the words that popped into my head were: “The best G-spot vibe since sliced bread!” It took me a second to realize that this…
It’s been a while since I was this excited about a new bullet vibe—and this one goes for under $25! The Essential Bullet by BMS Factory feels like it was specifically made to garner praise in my Affordable Bullet Vibes ranking. BMS Factory is renowned…
I often have simple tastes: a cheap suction cup dildo has beaten a more expensive toy for me on so many occasions. Affordable, body-safe silicone dildos are my bread and butter when it comes to sex toys. (Though of course I do sometimes enjoy a…
