I’m *elated* to review the Kink Power Banger: this sex machine is fully adjustable and exhilarating, to be honest. Mouth open, eyes rolled back, can’t speak: This is me (almost) every day now. Since I got the Kink Power Banger two months ago—the amount of…
My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just give up reviewing sex toys…I don’t know if it gets better than this.” Then I rolled…
Guide to Dildos That Thrust & Thrusting Vibrators Too! Looking for a dildo that thrusts *itself*? 🙌 These thrusting dildos are mini fucking machines—but less expensive, easier to store, and easier to position than a quality sex machine. Lazier masturbation for the win! Each self-propelled…
When I showed a pic of the Velvet Thruster Walter to a friend, their first response was: “That’s one imposing rod of butt balls!” This wasn’t encouraging to me, since I was anxious about these self-propelled anal beads. I mean, I had problems inserting the…
