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Review: Uberrime Splendid Small & Large Dual-Density Dildos

March 20, 2023 by Felicity
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Big news: Uberrime heard that people like having choices and decided to make a smaller and larger size of the popular Splendid dildo! The Uberrime Splendid Large is for …

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Best Sex Toys of 2018?: My Top 5 Favorites and Year-in-Review

January 14, 2019 by Felicity
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2018 was a mind-fuck of a year for me—the highs and lows were on a new level. I went through big personal changes that could’ve ended this blog: a breaking …

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Uberrime Dildos Splendid Review: Dual-Density Silicone Dildo

June 6, 2020 by Felicity
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When a dual-density toy works, it works. Basically, the Uberrime Splendid has knocked my socks off. By Uberrime Dildos (sometimes mistyped Uber-rome, Splendid is a two-layer toy that’s handmade …

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Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Fantasy Dildo Review

March 14, 2020 by Felicity
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The Jellyfish 2.0 by Uberrime is a dildo reincarnation: a sea creature floating up from the depths of time. The original Jellyfish sex toy was the brainchild of a …

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Uberrime Helios Sun God Dildo Review

May 12, 2019 by Felicity
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Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once …

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Review: Uberrime Night King Handmade Fantasy Dildo

March 13, 2020 by Felicity
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The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones …

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