Review: Velvet Thruster Walter Self-Thrusting Anal Bead Dildo
When I showed a pic of the Velvet Thruster Walter to a friend, their first response was: “That’s one imposing rod of butt balls!” This wasn’t encouraging to me, …
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Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo
There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. This Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like …
Blush Novelties Avant D3 Silicone Suction Cup Dildo Review
Everyone’s heard the clichĂ© “Appearances can be deceiving,” right? Well, the Avant D3 dildo by Blush Novelties has really brought the phrase’s meaning home for me. The Avant D3 …
Pleasure Forge Illithid Fantasy Dildo Review
The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness …
Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Fantasy Dildo Review
I knew I had to get a Tantus Steam Hunk the moment I first saw a picture of the toy. The Steam Hunk owes its name to its steampunk …
Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo Review
Split Peaches’ Unicorn Horn is a fun, twisty fantasy dildo. Though I’ve come to love my small Unicorn Horn, I have to admit that it doesn’t fulfill any long-standing …