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Review: Strange Bedfellas Dragon Claw and Tentacle Vibe Sleeves

August 30, 2018August 24, 2018 by Felicity
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I’ve overlooked silicone vibe sleeves in the past—basically, these toys are smaller dildos that you can use either for external or vaginal stimulation. But I’m glad that changed recently, …

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Uberrime Helios Sun God Dildo Review

May 12, 2019August 10, 2018 by Felicity
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Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once …

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FT London Gjack 2 “Bioskin” Vibrator Review

April 30, 2020July 30, 2018 by Felicity
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I’m a very curious person by nature, so when I noticed that Spectrum Boutique was carrying the Gjack 2 vibe by FT London, I emailed to ask about this …

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Review: Uberrime Night King Handmade Fantasy Dildo

March 13, 2020July 20, 2018 by Felicity
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The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones …

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Review: Velvet Thruster Walter Self-Thrusting Anal Bead Dildo

January 14, 2021June 1, 2018 by Felicity
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When I showed a pic of the Velvet Thruster Walter to a friend, their first response was: “That’s one imposing rod of butt balls!” This wasn’t encouraging to me, …

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Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo

November 16, 2019March 30, 2018 by Felicity
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There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. This Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like …

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