Review: Geeky Sex Toys Drodong Dragon Dildo & Dragon Egg Silicone Ball Gag

At 11 o’clock on a Friday night, Geeky Sex Toys’ Drodong dragon dildo was rubbing its pointy head against the back wall of my vagina. The big, slick ridge down Drodong’s lower back massaged the hell out of my clit as I thrust. I pushed the toy in deeper, wanting to take its full thickness—all the way down to the soft spikes jutting up from Drodong’s base. They positively snarled against the front of my labia as I inserted the last of the length.

The ridges, the scales, the spikes, and the small firm head all came together, made me come. As the throbbing began to subside, I could still feel the dragon’s head pushing against my insides. I’d been taken by a silicone beast cleverly named…

Drodong, the Silicone Dragon Dildo

Geeky Sex Toys’ Drodong is a heavily textured fantasy dildo that I go for when I want more sensation than usual.1 Like the Tantus Magma, it’s best for the adventurous toy user, who knows they want something…not so ordinary.

Drodong sitting between 2 other textured toys: Xenocat Caiman (left) & Uberrime Xenuphora tentacle (right).

In 15A shore silicone, Drodong isn’t rock hard, but it’s also not soft. It doesn’t bend while I’m thrusting it. It’s good for applying focused pressure to specific areas: like how I want Drodong’s head pressed right under my posterior fornix.2

Drodong’s slick finish is a godsend. The smoothness balances out the abundance of texture in Drodong’s body. If this toy was draggy, I would hate it. But with this glossy surface, Drodong is still comfortable when I’m looking for extra impact.

Drodong looks positively prehistoric!

If you’re prone to cervical sensitivity, though, I’d advise caution with Drodong because of that pointy head. Really, I see Drodong as designed for anal play—but also suitable for those with a daring vagina.

The tapered tip does make Drodong easier to insert inside the rectum, and the body slopes outward for a gentle stretch.

But since this is Phallophile Reviews and I’m all vagina 92% of the time, I sanitized Drodong after putting it up my ass.3 I had to go back to using it vaginally, because Drodong feels right with its head pushed against my vag’s back wall. That’s how Drodong’s back texture rubs best against my clit and/or my G-spot. (Depending on how deep I choose to insert this dragon dildo!) Gentle speed-bump style ridges make me happy, and that’s where Drodong really excels. My favorite part is right where the leaf-like texture starts, halfway down the shaft:

Could Drodong’s head be a little less pointy at the very top? Yes, I would change that. But otherwise, the texture combinations in this toy work so well together. And I’m impressed with the quality of Geeky Sex Toys’ silicone finish, how well the toy glides during use.

Plus the devil-red coloring! It’s perfect for this spiky dildo. And also for the accompanying Dragon Egg Ball Gag.

My favorite part of that toy is running my tongue over the scales. I may be a bit of a screamer when it comes to intense orgasms, so I was wondering if the Dragon Egg Gag could help. And it’s not too bad for that use, but overall I’d recommend the Dragon Egg for the feeling of being muted. I can’t speak with the Dragon Egg in, just whimper. The buckle system is easy if you have a partner helping you put this gag on. I honestly wouldn’t have known that the strap was vegan leather (instead of an animal product) if I hadn’t read the product description beforehand.

Find At / About Geeky Sex Toys

Drodong and the Dragon Egg Ball Gag are part of Geeky Sex Toys’ GoT-parody “Game of Moans” series, and is limited edition. This dragon duo is endangered!

You can find all Geeky Sex Toys’ nerd & pop-culture-themed dildos here. Or see other creative ball gags & bondage.

Geeky Sex Toys is based in Australia, but all prices are in US dollars. Geeky offers worldwide shipping for the insanely low price of $15 on orders under $100. Spend over $100, and shipping is free.

I live in the US, and my toys arrived 10 days after they were shipped. The packaging and customs form were discreet, and both toys came with convenient drawstring storage pouches.

Overall I recommend Geeky Sex Toys as a fun fantasy option, and I’m looking forward to seeing all the imaginative toys they’ll release in the future. Hopefully more options in softer silicone too, like the squishy Dix the Destroyer dildo!

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  1. I thought about creating a tag for “PMS dildos” but then I realized that that was the point of “textured dildos,” pretty much.
  2. Deep back vaginal wall, opposite the cervix.
  3. I make it about halfway down the body, in case you’re wondering, and then I gave up. I have some work to do still with the squishy stretching plugs.

One thought on “Review: Geeky Sex Toys Drodong Dragon Dildo & Dragon Egg Silicone Ball Gag

  1. Cdmyno

    June 28, 2019 at 5:04am

    It looks awesome really, glad to hear about the sleek finish – draggy textures really is a downer, especially when you put it in your butt.

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