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Velvet Thruster Mini Review: Thrusting Dildo / Compact Sex Machine

December 30, 2020 by Felicity
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My ears were still ringing from the orgasms the Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy had given me; its base was slipping from my hand. I thought, “Maybe I should just …

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Review: Zalo Sweet Magic Desire Self-Thrusting Pulsator Dildo

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
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When I learned that Zalo made a self-thrusting toy, called the Sweet Magic Desire Silicone Thrusting Dildo, I immediately saw it in my future. Here was a toy that—if …

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Review: Maia Max Thrusting Dildo & Vibrator w/ Suction Cup

November 28, 2020 by Felicity
Maia Max Anal Thrusting Dildo Suction Cup Remote Control

I explore Maia Max’s thrusting & vibrating functions—plus suction cup & remote control! Full comparison ranking.

Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator Review

February 11, 2020 by Felicity
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Pulsing, massaging, and jiggling—these are all words that describe the Fun Factory Stronic Pulsators’ unique thrusting motions. The Stronic Surf is a new, wavy-textured member of this dynasty of …

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Best Thrusting Dildo & Thrusting Vibrator Ranking

July 28, 2021 by Felicity
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Guide to Dildos That Thrust & Thrusting Vibrators Too! Looking for a dildo that thrusts *itself*? 🙌 These thrusting dildos are mini fucking machines—but less expensive, easier to store, …

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Evolved Novelties Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine Review

September 2, 2022 by Felicity
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The Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine by Evolved Novelties has a name that promises the universe. *Infinite* thrusting, you say? It sounds…either mind-blowing or incredibly painful. Obviously, the toy’s name is just …

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