Screaming Squirrel vibrator review – OMG suction + power vibes

A squirrel vibrator?! Honestly, adorable. But this “Screaming Squirrel”‘s not skittish: it’s here to power-pulse your clit. The squirrel vibrator is outrageously strong, a tornado of a clitoral sex toy, for under $50.

With dual motors, the Screaming Squirrel Vibrator has 1.) Air-pulse clitoral “suction” emanating from its round mouth, plus 2.) Vibration that travels thru its tail. Importantly, it’s no gag-gift: This Squirrel toy’s body-safe silicone and nonporous plastic, waterproof and rechargeable.

Pros & Cons

Pros

• Adorable clit suction toy.
• Strong air-pulse tech,
• Rumbly vibration built-in.
• Good speed range from gentle to strong.
• Separate, higher-pitched vibrator in tail.
• Waterproof submersible.
• Body-safe silicone + nonporous plastic.
• Great price for its power.

Cons

• Tail not easy as a G-spot vibrator.
• Not shaped for vaginal sex.

The Screaming Squirrel vibrator is made of nonporous silicone & ABS plastic, is 4.2″ total height × 2″ squirrel width, its air pulse mouth is a 0.4″ × 0.44″, and its tail is 1.35″ max. diameter + a pointed tip at 1.5″ max. diameter. It’s IPX7 waterproof, and is plug-in USB rechargeable.

My Review Criteria

All body-safe, zero BS. I only recommend body-safe toys, no bullshit and no paid promos. If I wouldn’t give a toy to a close friend, then I won’t recommend it to you, either. I’ve tested over 1,080 vibrators, 530 dildos, and 165 butt plugs (and a plethora of cock rings,, kink gear, and lubes!). Everyone’s preferences vary, so I rate vibrating toys by 1. power level and 2. rumbliness; and always describe how my personal tastes color my experience.

My Screaming Squirrel Experience

I’m kinda outraged. I saw the Screaming Squirrel vibrator almost by accident while browsing Betty’s Toy Box last month, registered Oh that *is* cute, and now I’m like, Why is no one talking about this thing?!!!

Because: Have u ever felt clit suction pulses so strong, they open up your sinus passages?! No?! Only 3 sex toys ever have done this to me (out of 600-ish clit vibrators I’ve tested),

So this CUTE AF squirrel vibrator came at me out of left field. A clit-pulsing powerhouse, really. First time I used it while relaxed, I started crying involuntarily, tears streaming, with zero emotional reason behind it:

Not sadness, nope, nope. Just… the Screaming Squirrel is so strong in a clit focused way, it does something to my head. And my body. I’m shaking, literally, trembling when I turn it up past intensity level #6. That’s out of TEN total air pulse blowing functions.

My cute lil friend gets primal on the high speeds. Or maybe that’s me, moaning. It’s crazy, I didn’t expect this much power from a new brand I’ve never even heard of before last month. I soon realized the squirrel toy pulses as strong as We-Vibe Melt, which is like a god among suction toys, it’s so widely praised.

But the Squirrel toy’s a vibrator too, so it rumbles more than We-Vibe Melt. More resonance — but on the other hand, not as easy to use during sex because: Tail!

So, that’s all about the Screaming Squirrel’s “clit sucker” function. But this squirrel’s vibrating tail also packs a motor:

Three kickin’ steady speeds + 7 patterns. It’s the kind of power you’ll find in the best “strong but not overpriced” vibrator brands, like Maia Toys, Vedo, FemmeFunn. The tail motor starts strong and ends stronger: not a huge range, but potent.

The Screaming Squirrel’s tail wraps around my hand like an anchor when I’m using it as a clit suction sex toy. It’s OK, I can work with it, though it’s not the easiest to hold. The Squirrel vibrator isn’t meant for use during vaginal penetration. And: I really cannot use the Squirrel’s tail as a G-spot vibrator past 2 inches insertable length, since I’m running into the Screaming Squirrel’s body. Its head is blocking full-tail penetration 😄

I’d recommend the Squirrel vibrator’s tail as a clitoral vibrator only, for ease of use. If you turn on the tail motor, that higher-speed vibration translates some into the suction mouth, but lightly.

Screaming Squirrel Vibrator Functions + Suction Functions

The Squirrel vibrator’s got two motors to power it, and they’re independently controlled.

1. 10 functions of steady air pulse with vibration running alongside. (Mouth.)
2. 10 vibration functions: 3 steady speeds + 7 patterns. (Tail.)

How to Use Screaming Squirrel Suction Vibrator

How to Control

To turn on Screaming Squirrel’s air pulse “sucking” vibration, hold down the bottom button for 3 seconds.

To turn on Screaming Squirrel’s vibrating tail, hold down the top button for 3 seconds.

For each motor, you press its down again and again to cycle through the 10 total functions.

How to Position:

The Squirrel sex toy’s tail can either serve as a handle, or rest behind your hand as you adjust the clitoral suction stimulator, or will work as a separate vibrator.

The handle use works if I’m wanting to rub the Squirrel toy’s mouth more up-and-down my clit, for moving air pulse stimulation.

Usually I’ll use it with my hand between the Screaming Squirrel’s back and tail.

To employ the Squirrel vibrator’s tail as a clit vibrator, grip the squirrel’s body so its mouth is facing away from you. Direct the point of its tail toward your vulva and clitoris.

Recharging & Battery Life

It’s USB rechargeable. Look closely on one side of the Screaming Squirrel’s silicone body: you’ll see the letters DC with a circle above.

Stick the charging prong into that circle. Push hard to insert the prong fully into the port.

Care & Cleaning

IPX7 Waterproof! The Screaming Squirrel’s silicone + ABS plastic body can be used in the shower, or even submerged as you bathe.

To clean, get your normal handsoap spread over the Squirrel vibrator’s mouth, head (and tail, if you’ve used the tail vibrator). Then, scrub it down under running water from your sink.

Recap & Rating

The Screaming Squirrel vibrator is definitely my favorite aaaawwww! clit sucker. If may not be fluffy — but this silicone squirrel is super stimulating for my clit.

It translates into tears of pleasure, which is wild!!!

10/10 cuter than the Rose vibe, plus the squirrel toy has a second vibrating motor. The tail’s vibrator is easiest to use on my clit for a change from the intense air pulse sucking. My only real downside is that you can’t use the air pulse and the tail as a G-spot vibrator simulataneously: it’s either one, or the other, for clit stimulation.

Find the Squirrel toy here,

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Feature	Rating (out of 5)
Orgasms per dollar value: Really sensational. Still surprised by Screaming Squirrel pulsing strength that the rumbly vibration takes up a notch.	4.7
User experience/ Ease of use: Independently controlled motors. Suction mouth is comfortable enough, easy to position. Tail is slightly harder to position. Fun times with the air pulse vibration.	4.2
Luxury feel: Body-safe, smooth silicone, cute packaging, USB rechargeable, waterproof	4.75
Run time (80mins.) & easy charging: Charger prong needs to be poked in hard.	4.0
Total	4.4 of 5⭐s
Air pulse power, low-to-high intensity [vs. all air pulse “clit suction” toys]	From 2.0 to 9.25 /out of 10
Vibration depth (“rumble”), low-to-high	Mouth vibes: From 9.75 to 7.5 /out of 10 —— Tail vibes: From 6.5 to 4.0 /out of 10
Vibration strength (tail motor), low to high [vs. all vibrators]	From 6.5 to 7.5 /out of 10
Volume (decibels)	26 to 40 dB

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