100% Body-Safe Critiques | Since 2017

I started Phal.Reviews 7.5 years ago, after I couldn't find great body-safe silicone dildo reviews. Toxic sex toys still abound☠️, while in-depth critical reviews are sparse!
Today —after trying out over 2,140 safe sex toys & tools!— we've published choosy vibrator guides, detailed dildo dives, how-to butt plug tips, and more. Phal. Reviews is all reader supported, with zero ads, pop-ups, or paid promos. Thank u for reading our careful work! 💙
Phallophile safe sex toy reviews how to choose

Scifi Erotics Zuklat Review

Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess …

Read more

Tantus Vamp Super Soft Review

New York Toy Collective Double-Sided Suction Cup Tantus Vamp Super Soft 1200px

Tantus’ new Vamp Super Soft is everything I had hoped for from the original Vamp. This revamped Vamp still has an above-average-sized, nicely rounded head with a protruding coronal ridge, …

Read more