Pumped Enhance Vulva Pump – *For Real* Oral Sex Simulator

Actually, fairly realistic. Like an 8.5 out of 10 for “cunnilingus-like” oral sex imitation, as the “Pumped” Enhance Vulva Pump sucks around my labia and flutters under my clit.

I’m a stickler for not overpromising “life-like!” sensation from synthetic materials. This clit suction vibrator’s tongue isn’t as soft or textured as a human tongue, plus it’s smaller.

But. You combine that lapping movement with the sucking, and the Enhance Vulva Pump is the closest to “like getting head” so far. It is so much more realistic vs. a Womanizer/Satisfyer-style air pulse stimulator.

Pros & Cons

Pros

• Suction vibrator that actually sucks like oral.
• Fluttering tongue.
• Super-rumbly vibration.
• Body-safe silicone + ABS.
• Sucking is strong enough to feel realistic; not overly powerful.

Cons

• Just 1 steady tongue speed (+ 7 patterns).
• Not waterproof. Don’t squirt in it.
• Not for anyone wanting to make their clit & labia bigger, even temporarily.

The Pumped Enhance Oral & Breast Pump is made of nonporous silicone & ABS plastic. It includes two cylinders for creating suction: an ovoid vulva cup, 2.87″ length × 1.87″ width; and a round breast cup, 2″ width. It’s 6″ total length, it’s splash-resistant but not submersible, and USB magnetic rechargeable.

My Review Criteria

All body-safe, zero BS. I only recommend body-safe toys, no bullshit and no paid promos. If I wouldn’t give a toy to a close friend, then I won’t recommend it to you, either. I’ve tested over 1,080 vibrators, 530 dildos, and 165 butt plugs (and a plethora of cock rings,, kink gear, and lubes!). Everyone’s preferences vary, so I rate vibrating toys by 1. power level and 2. rumbliness; and always describe how my personal tastes color my experience.

My Experience with Enhance Vulva Pump

I can’t believe how rumbly this vibrating tongue is. Its deep, gentle pitch does not make me acutely aware that I’m using a vibrator, vs. receiving oral. The vibration doesn’t bite.

The sucking is good too. Again, it’s not aggressively strong. It’s not the strongest pussy pump. It has 3 escalating suction intensities, that pull my labia and clit gently forward.

It’s like medium-strong suction from a mouth, versus the mechanical tug of the Fantasy for Her toy pulling my skin hard into its little plastic cylinder. Since I dislike pointy, prickly, and hard stimulation near my clit, this Enhance Pump’s “present but not aggressive” suction intensity is the most pleasant for me. 🤗

I’ve had a couple M partners who would overdo the sucking or rubbing at my vulva, producing “Oooooh, lighter, please!!!” reactions from me. Repeatedly. I’m very happy to evade that ouchy experience here.

The 5 suction functions give you a little range to flip through. The vibrating, licking tongue is a perfect length for licking below my clit’s hood, little flutter-taps on repeat. I like the steady speed and one of the escalating functions. All the vibration functions are super rumbly. I only wish it had 1 or 2 more steady flutter speeds. (I’d eliminate a couple of the 7 rhythms in the tongue).

The tongue reaches up to about one-third an inch away from the cup’s rim. When my clit + surrounding tissue are being pumped, it reaches well. Anyone whose clit is more visibly erect (it sticks out noticeably) may find it getting hit harder by the tongue. If you’ve experienced any clitoral growth, this is probably gonna be less comfortable.

Last, the Pumped Enhance Vulva & Breast Pump is a vulva pump or a breast pump. You choose either the oval pussy pump cup, or the round cup for surrounding a nipple. (You could also try the round cup for clit suction, but it’s large enough that it seals over my puffy inner labia in a weird place, so I always use the oval cup down below.)

The Enhance pump’s single-nipple suction-flutter is titillating (😄). I do find pussy-pump / vulva usage a lot more fun, since I have so much more sensation in my clit than in my tits, personally.

Vibration Functions and Strength

The Pumped Enhance Vulva & Breast Pump Vibrator has dual (two) motors. You control each one separately, cycling through:

• 8 vibrating function functions (1 steady + 7 rhythms)
• 5 suction functions (3 escalating from low to stronger + 2 rhythms)

It’s got lower-frequency vibration versus both the Inya Triple Delight (=stronger vibration, but buzzier) and the Fantasy for Her Ultimate Pleasure sucking vibrator (=even buzzier vibration, slightly stronger suction).

How to Use

How to Control

To turn on the Pumped Enhance Vulva & Breast Pump, hold down on the power button for 3 full seconds. It will light up.

Then, press the top button (closest to the tongue) to start the flutter-tongue + vibration. And press the middle button to start the suction. Continuing to press either of the top 2 buttons lets you cycle through all functions for each action.

How to Position

Since the cups / cylinders are see-through, positioning is easier. (The nonporous plastic will fog up after you create a seal and your bits make it steamy, though!)

For the first minute or so, you should be able to see exactly how the tongue is hitting your clit; or go by feel, and adjust the tongue slightly up or down if it isn’t touching your clit in the right place. If the suction isn’t sealing, press down harder on the Enhanced Vulva & Breast Pump’s handle, to push it down gently over your labia.

You can use water-based lubricant around the pump cylinders’ silicone rims. I’ve found it 100% no problem without lubricant, since the suction feels less violent vs. most other pumps. But, if you have sensitive skin or older skin, you might add lube for comfort and safety.

Care & Cleaning

Water-resistant / splashproof, but not submersible. The Pumped Enhance Vulva & Breast Pump should not be used underwater, and don’t squirt into the cup. That’ll mess up the air flow from the pump and may damage the toy.

Letting the cylinder get fogged up during use, or getting a bit wet, will be fine. You just want to not douse the lower part of the cylinder with liquid when using the suction function.

You can wash it safely in the sink when the suction is not running. To better clean, remove the cylinder by twisting about 45 degrees counterclockwise. Then, its plastic will detach from the toy’s handle + tongue, as you pull upward.

Then, scrub both the Enhanced Vulva Pump’s tongue and cylinder with your normal handsoap🧼, under running water 🚰.

It’s USB magnetic rechargeable. The charging nodes are on the back of the handle, opposite the Pumped Enhance Vulva & Breast Pump’s 3 control buttons. All 3 buttons light up and flash as it recharges.

Recap & Rating

The Enhance Vulva Pump has zero connection to enhancement for me; it’s all about the pleasure of receiving oral. Anytime I want, and with a rumbly vibrating tongue. Sure, the tongue isn’t as wide or as dextrous as a (skilled) human tongue can be, but goddamn those rumbles. (Also, no mouth bacteria.)

I’m naming it my top oral-imitating toy, since the vibration here is deeper-pitched vs. the Inya Triple Delight and Fantasy for Her vibe. And the suction: it gets the job done, pulling and teasing, never inflating my vulva to extended proportions.

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Feature	Rating (out of 5)
Orgasms per dollar value: Fantasic price for the rumbly vibration + good suction. Only 4.5 cuz I like my real-life oral accompanied by fingering, and this is not a rubber-off-er.😆	4.5
User experience/ Ease of use: Simple to get positioned. Independent control for suction and vibration+flutter. Buttons are easy to press. Smooth, rounded tongue is fluttery, not jabby. Good length for lapping under my clit. Needs 1 or 2 more steady vibration speeds.	4.5
Luxury feel: Body-safe smooth silicone & ABS plastic; Clean, neat packaging; USB rechargeable; Splashproof (no automatic pussy pump vibrators are waterproof submersible).	4.75
Run time (49mins.) & easy charging	2.75
Total	4.1 of 5⭐s
Suction strength [vs. Fantasy for Her & other vulva-pump vibrators]	7.0 /out of 10
Vibration power, low-to-high intensity [vs. all vibrators]	From 5.75 to 6.25 /out of 10
Vibration depth (“rumble”), low-to-high	From 10 to 9.5 /out of 10
Volume (decibels)	29 to 38 dB

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