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Review: Romp vs. Satisfyer Pro 2 & Womanizer

July 16, 2020June 14, 2020 by Felicity
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A new kid on the block…or are they? Romp Shine & Free clit stimulators are made by the same company as Womanizer—the original air pulsation toymaker. But Romp toys …

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Satisfyer Luxury Review: Pret-a-Porter & High Fashion Clit Pulsators

September 19, 2020December 18, 2019 by Felicity

The best Satisfyer? I’ve found it! Satisfyer Luxury clit pulsators are the most premium product Satisfyer has yet produced. The Satisfyer Luxury Prêt-à-Porter/Haute Couture and High Fashion are more …

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Womanizer vs. Satisfyer vs. Lelo Sona: Best Clit Suction Stimulators Ranking

February 24, 2022November 8, 2019 by Felicity

Womanizer vs. Satisfyer vs. Sona 2 Blow me?!? Have u ever wondered: What’s the difference between Womanizer vs. Satisfyer vs. Lelo Sona? I study & rank the 12 best …

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Dis-Satisfyed: How Satisfyer Pro 2 Failed Me

April 14, 2021March 27, 2019 by Felicity
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Satisfyer Pro 2 Review / Testing Diary Air pulsation clit stimulators—a.k.a. clit suckers—are extremely orgasmic for many people with clits. But what if your Womanizer doesn’t work for you, …

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Review: Satisfyer Master Large Vibrating Dildo

October 29, 2020February 14, 2019 by Felicity
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My Satisfyer vibrator review will start with an undeniable fact: Satisfyer Master is a clear imitation of Fun Factory’s Big Boss. Call it a knock-off, call it a rip-off, …

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