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The Flapper Vibrator – Automatic G-spot Tongue-ing Review

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Tappity-Flappity ur G-spot! The swinging motion in the Flapper rabbit vibrator rolls at hundreds of flicks per second: Its fine-tuned tongue size is like a pulsating dildo’s fast action, …

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Your New Favorite Double Vibrator Review

Your New Favourite Double Vibrator review

Yaaaassss. A “rabbit” vibrator with a clitoral section that’s extra-wide — not pointy or pokey! With two vibrating motors, the Your New Favorite Double is essentially a small wand …

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You2Toys Your New Favourite Wand Massager Review

You2Toys Your New Favourite Wand Massager review

A wand vibrator with racecar ambitions. 🏎️⚡The You2Toys Your New Favourite Wand Massager’s vibrations rev like crazy, Moving through 3 intensities from “strong” to “DAAAA-YUM!” And, ironically, a huge …

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VibePad Review: Original vs. VibePad 2 with Tongue

VibePad 2 review vs. VibePad ride on vibrators

Discovery: Sitting on a licking tongue is 10 times better than lying back and holding a licking tongue against your clit. The automatic 👅 motion, with vibration running underneath: …

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