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Your New Favorite Double Vibrator Review

September 2, 2023 by Felicity
Your New Favourite Double Vibrator review

Yaaaassss. A “rabbit” vibrator with a clitoral section that’s extra-wide โ€” not pointy or pokey! With two vibrating motors, the Your New Favorite Double is essentially a small wand …

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You2Toys Your New Favourite Wand Massager Review

May 9, 2023 by Felicity
You2Toys Your New Favourite Wand Massager review

A wand vibrator with racecar ambitions. ๐ŸŽ๏ธโšกThe You2Toys Your New Favourite Wand Massager’s vibrations rev like crazy, Moving through 3 intensities from “strong” to “DAAAA-YUM!” And, ironically, a huge …

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VibePad Review: Original vs. VibePad 2 with Tongue

September 11, 2022 by Felicity
VibePad 2 review vs. VibePad ride on vibrators

Discovery: Sitting on a licking tongue is 10 times better than lying back and holding a licking tongue against your clit. The automatic ๐Ÿ‘… motion, with vibration running underneath: …

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