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BS Atelier/BS Is Nice Alex Noise Dildo Review
The Alex Noise by BS Is Nice (a.k.a. BS Atelier) is dildo art, plain and simple. My collection includes more and more pretty marbled dildos, but the Alex Noise (Light …
Xenocat Artifacts Caiman Review
When I set out to buy an alligator-inspired dildo, I had no idea it would turn out to be the most beautiful toy in my collection. This review is …
BS Is Nice Nude Cioccolato Dildo Review
Once in a long while, my vagina meets a dildo that just works for it—with no experimenting, no stretching, and no hassle. The Nude dildo by BS Is Nice is one …
Bad Dragon Flint Review
Bad Dragon’s Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon is a thick, ridged dildo that’s basically everything a dragon dildo should be. Spiky back? Check. Thick girth? Check. Big balls? Check. And then …
Fun Factory Bück Dich Dildo Paddle
Fun Factory’s Bück Dich is a twofer: a dildo and a spanking paddle combined. In case you’re like me and you can’t live without knowing what the German name …