Review: Uberrime Night King Handmade Fantasy Dildo
The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones …
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Review: Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Bullet Vibrator
POWER… It’s a much-sought-after quality in vibrators. When I first read Blush Novelties’ claim that no other vibe of this size compares to the “Orgasm Inducing Vibrations” of the Exposed …
FemmeFunn Diamond Wand Vibrator Review
When I hear “wand,” I automatically think “big vibrator with a broad head.” (Á la Magic Wand, the first vibe of this type.) But no, the Diamond Wand by …
Best Thrusting Dildo & Thrusting Vibrator Ranking
Guide to Dildos That Thrust & Thrusting Vibrators Too! Looking for a dildo that thrusts *itself*? 🙌 These thrusting dildos are mini fucking machines—but less expensive, easier to store, …
Evolved Novelties Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine Review
The Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine by Evolved Novelties has a name that promises the universe. *Infinite* thrusting, you say? It sounds…either mind-blowing or incredibly painful. Obviously, the toy’s name is just …
Cloud 9 Pro Sensual 9 Inch Suction Cup Dildo Review
Suction cup dildos are a big market, because who doesn’t want to masturbate hands-free every now and then? Luckily, a fair share of these toys are now made of …