Big, big tongue, like you’ve never seen before. I humped an XL clitoral grinder, its forked tongue penetrating me as I looked down on this vampire mouth’s pointy fangs.
But this is a story of pure pleasure, no blood, as The Maw grinder’s silicone is so soft … I went for the squishy option since I like *all* the gentle padding when I’m banging my pelvic floor into a fantasy grinder toy. And here’s how we rolled, my stuff & Count Fangtacula🧛👅:
Maw Grinder summed-up:
Vampire tongue comin’ to getchu. Fun fantasy design, in super-soft humpable silicone. Smooth textures. Shallow vaginal + clitoral stimulation.
From $79.00 to $133.00 USD at Uncover Creations, depending on which options you select: Mine is squishy silicone, trademark color = $107.00.
Pros & Cons
Pros
- Fun fantasy look.
- Curved tongue probes vaginally,
- + Ripples for clitoral rubbing.
- Custom options, to order, always available.
- 100% body-safe silicone.
- Small business artisan-made.
- Straps included for anchoring it to a pillow & humping away, even at an upward angle.
- Tongue suitable for vaginal shallowing.
Cons
- Tongue is not a G-spot stimulator.
- Grinder toys require active motion, so they’re less lazy than a clit suction toy or a magic wand.
The Maw Grinder is made of nonporous platinum silicone, is 7.5″ total length × 5.5″ total width, and the tongue can penetrate between 2 and 2.5″ insertable length. Silicone is water-repellant and repels microbes too.
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How I Review & How I’m Funded
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FAQs, Uncover Maw Grinder Toy
What is a maw sex toy?
“Maw” means the open (gaping) mouth of a dangerous animal. In the fantasy sex toy context, maws typically have the mythical creature’s teeth & tongue sticking out – from dragon, to werewolf, to leviathan, and vampire here!
What is a clitoral grinder toy?
It’s a silicone surface that you sit on top of, and rock your hips so the toy rubs the clitoris & surrounding vulva: Hump off. Clit grinder toys may have a vaginal probe, or may not.
Which silicone firmness is best to order?
Uncover’s grinder toys are made to order, and you choose between 3 silicone densities.
I personally prefer the softest “squishy” density and strongly recommend it. Then, the “super soft” one is pretty soft. (If you want more texture-full feel, it’ll be good.) Only choose “medium” silicone if you know you enjoy humping hard corners, etc.
How do you use the Maw grinder?
You have two options: Insert the curved tip, or just grind externally (no penetration).
1. The grind-only method lets you center your clitoris on either side of plated ridges.
2.The penetrative method makes it look like you’re constantly about to make contact with the vampire’s fangs!
Wait, can you feel the teeth? (Is it sharp?)
Not sharp at all! The teeth are for visual effect mainly, and even if you’re humping against them, it’s a gentle texture.
A true fantasy grinder – open maw with vampire fangs
I have to hand it to Uncover, because vampire sex toys are underrepresented. (Whereas we have a bazillion “werewolf” options with a canine-esque knot; a pile of dragons; and tentacles out the wazoo.) This vampire style “maw” is a new one, and I was drawn to the snarling look as an artistic statement. It just looks punk.
Having received my squishy-soft silicone Maw in UC’s “Trademark Color,” I admired its aesthetic first … then set myself to riding on it:
My Experience Riding the Maw’s Fanged Mouth
The tongue is everything, grinding on this Maw. It’s so large – nearly 4 inches across. It’s ripply (divided plates, down both sides of the tongue), and it’s got that upward hook:
So you can get it *in*. The tongue curve’s main purpose is penetration:
Vaginal shallowing, to be precise. Shallowing is fancier name for “short penetration” – *not* going deep, but focusing on the 1st couple inches of vagina. (Just the tip kinda play, really.)
For folks who report feeling more in the vag shallows (= introitus), this short penetrable + clit grinding option makes sense.
I like inserting the tongue, but don’t love it. It is short and narrow up top. I want a bulb that’ll rest against my G-spot; more of a head. When inserting the upward tongue-tip, I can see how I’m humping up against the teeth and lips:
Almost reaching the fangs. That’s silly fun.
Letting the tongue tip penetrate does limit my range of motion, clitorally, however. You can’t grind as far when you’ve got it locked in vaginally.
So, I feel like it’s most satisfying to flip the Maw vampire toy: So the upper-lip side is toward my butt, then I’m sitting on the fangs and grinding toward the tongue-tip.
Add more lubricant, and it’s like humping the plates of a good dragon dildo.
The ridges are fairly smooth, so it’s less sensational overall vs. my 2 “now tied for favorite” super-soft grinders: the original Tentacle Grinder, and the Synstyl pussy grinder.
Material of Uncover The Maw toy
All Uncover Creations grinders (and dildos and ovipositors and cock rings – everything except the add-on bullet vibrators they stock) are 100% silicone.
The straps are like backpack strap nylon, and don’t touch your genitals; anchored by plastic buckles. Hard plastic will not damage silicone.
Uncover does offer a “Silky Smooth Upgrade” add-on for $28, where they add durian nut oil onto the platinum cured silicone. It makes the silicone silkier feeling, that’s true. I did not choose the “Silky” durian option here for the Maw, but got it on an Uncover penis extender previously – and I would say that if you have ever been troubled by any strong smell in a normal household setting, then the durian finish is *probably* not for you. It is powerful & a lil funky.
How to Clean and Care for Your Maw
To clean, just use your normal handsoap, rubbing it over the Maw’s large surface. Scrub the Maw grinder down under running water from your sink. Shake to dry!
It is easiest to wash if you remove the straps first.
Shipping & Packaging from Uncover Creations
Uncover Creations is United Kingdom based. All their products are made in the UK, and ship from the UK.
Free shipping to the U.S.A. kicks in once your order is $99 or more. Under $99 product value, U.S. shipping is $16.99 (for non-express). See their shipping rates to Canada & Europe, etc. here.
It’s a plain brown box, and inside you’re see colorful gift-wrap-style tissue paper, surrounding the clear, labeled poly bag for each toy you’ve ordered.
Recap & Rating the Maw Fanged Grinder
The Maw is simply enjoyable to look at, and will be a nice addition if you’re a fantasy toy collector. I enjoyed humping the vampire tongue, but found the upward curving tip slightly limiting. Whether to buy it, really depends on if you love vampire fantasies – the fangs do look insanely interesting when riding on top.
I would suggest looking at all their grinders to see which shape catches your fancy most; Uncover’s silicone feels awesome; I love the quality and the made-to-order choices.
See all the Maw options here, including marbled / custom color; or
browse different grinder shapes now.
| Feature | Rating (out of 5) |
|---|---|
| Orgasms per dollar value: A tongue with “dragon” like plates, covering much ground – great for wide vulva stimulation. Forked tip is interesting, but shallow (this may be good or bad, depending on your preferences). Goofy horror feel – looks super-cool visually, performs fairly well in usage. | 4.1 |
| User experience/ Ease of use: Lots of sliding texture when well-lubricated. Use with or without the tongue-tip inserted vaginally. Personally I’d like the dragon-ribs to run down the middle vs. split on 2 sides. | 4.25 |
| Product Quality: Body-safe soft silicone, clean & careful packaging – indie-made. | 5.0 |
| Silicone Feel. Really good in the squishiest density ($14 add-on charge). | 4.9 |
| Total | 4.5 of 5 ⭐s |
| Dimensions | 5.5″ width × 7.5″ length, with 2.5″ long upwardly penetrating tongue |
