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Review, Goliath Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s: I Rode a Giant Sex Toy

July 24, 2020July 18, 2020 by Felicity

The Goliath dildo is giant…but I set out to conquer it, to fit it inside me and then RIDE it. An epic feat, since Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ Goliath is …

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November 28, 2020July 1, 2020 by Felicity
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Is foreskin sexy? Every penis has it…& some have more than others. A realistic uncircumcised dildo is simply a need *if* you’re drawn to lifelike cocks, of all varieties. …

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