Handjob Queen: How My Dildo Collection Made Me Really Good at Jerking It
I’d been with my husband for five years before I managed to get him off via a handjob. When I had my first few sexual encounters, I was still …
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Damn Average Above Average Alien Review
Damn Average‘s Above Average Alien is the most beautiful toy in my collection, and it’s pretty damn effective at getting me off, too. Picking the Right Toy Lusting over …
Scifi Erotics Zuklat Review
Scifi Erotics’ Zuklat the Dayneb alien dildo taught me a valuable lesson: I’m not, in fact, a size queen. Instead, I’m some kind of lesser size royalty, like a duchess …
Review: Split Peaches Rivetor and Screw You Dildos
I first learned about Split Peaches because of their Unicorn Horns, of course, and I smiled and moved on. But then, as I was compiling my Silicone Dildo Firmness …
Shapely Toys Binate Review
For anyone interested in abstract, nonrepresentational dildos, I can’t recommend Shapely Toys enough. The designs are creative and unique, the service is fast, all toys are very reasonably priced, and customs …
Bad Dragon Nox Review
Bad Dragon’s Nox the Night Drake is a beautiful sculpture. The pointy head, the notched coronal ridge, the figure-eight-like shaft, and the intricate detail in the base all add up …