Sportsheets Sedeux Flare Dildo Review
To me, the Sedeux Flare by Sportsheets screams “anal toy.” It’s small-ish and nonphallic, and the head is slightly rounded. So I’ve taken it upon myself to push my …
Body-Safe Sex Toy Reviews & Expert Guides | Since 2017
Phal.Reviews launched in 2017 to fix a real problem I experienced firsthand: the lack of trustworthy, body-safe dildo reviews. In a market still crowded with toxic sex toys ☠️, my work centers on material safety, ease of use, and real-world performance.
After hands-on testing 2,300+ body-safe sex toys with my partner, I've published independent comparison guides on the most lifelike dildos, high-power wand vibrators, pussy plugs, butt plugs, and more. I also test lubricant osmolality and pH, applying science-backed health standards—not marketing hype.💙
Sportsheets Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper Paddle Review
Sportsheets’ Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper is smooth, spiky, and somewhat supple. It spanks sensationally, striking soft skin so small spots and streaks swell. If you’re still reading …
Editing and Masturbating: My Day at a Glance
I love writing about sex toys—have no doubt about that. But though this blog is my passion, my main work is as a freelance copy editor. I take books …
Xenocat Artifacts Caiman Review
When I set out to buy an alligator-inspired dildo, I had no idea it would turn out to be the most beautiful toy in my collection. This review is …
BS Is Nice Nude Cioccolato Dildo Review
Once in a long while, my vagina meets a dildo that just works for it—with no experimenting, no stretching, and no hassle. The Nude dildo by BS Is Nice is one …
Bad Dragon Flint Review
Bad Dragon’s Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon is a thick, ridged dildo that’s basically everything a dragon dildo should be. Spiky back? Check. Thick girth? Check. Big balls? Check. And then …