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Review: Aneros Eupho Trident & Aneros Eupho Syn Prostate Massagers

April 11, 2020 by Felicity

After my partner expressed an interest in prostate stimulation a few months back, a world of new sex toy possibilities opened up! Aneros is THE name in prostate massagers, so I …

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NS Novelties Colours Wave Suction Cup Dildo Review

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
NS Novelties Colours Wave silicone dildo blue dots

The Colours Wave is something different for NS Novelties: it’s their only nonrealistic dildo. I myself may have a strong affinity for realistic toys, but I think it’s important …

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Review: T.O.M. (The Other Man) v.2 Mount

March 5, 2023 by Felicity
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I’ve reviewed a lot of suction cup dildos in the last year. I’ve also told you all about my adventures in sticking them all over my house. But until about six …

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Review: Funkit Toys NoFrillDo Budget Silicone Dildos, G and B

June 30, 2019 by Felicity
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I’m always on the lookout for new and affordable sex toys—especially silicone dildos—that I can confidently recommend. But the fact is that the vast majority of inexpensive sex toys …

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Blush Novelties Luxe Explore Butt Plug Review

February 9, 2019 by Felicity
Blush Luxe Explore butt plug

It’s hard not to like a body-safe toy made of silky-smooth silicone when it sells for only $10. The Blush Novelties Luxe Explore Butt Plug has some great features, for …

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Lovehoney 7 Inch Curved Silicone Dildo Review

February 8, 2022 by Felicity

Lovehoney’s 7″ Curved Silicone Dildo (CA; UK; EU) is simple, body-safe, and affordable—and sometimes that’s all you need in a sex toy. This streamlined dildo gives you options: the 7″ Curved has both a suction …

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