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  • Dildo Guides
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    • The Most Realistic
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    • Uncut Dildo List, 100% Silicone
    • Njoy Pure Wand How-To: G-Spot & Prostate
    • Sex Machines
    • Suction Cup Dildo Positions, Rated
  • Vibrator Guides
    • Womanizer vs. Satisfyer vs. Sona
    • Long-Distance / Remote Control: Lush 2 & More
    • Wands: The MOST Powerful
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I describe my experiences discovering and embracing my sexuality, and exploring consensual acts with both pleasure products & human partners.

On Pegging and Power: A Story of Self-Discovery

May 6, 2018April 7, 2018 by Felicity

Trying new things is fun, right? Maybe not always (I mean, seriously, I’m still haunted by some of the more extreme foods seen in Idiot Abroad), but I was pretty stoked …

Read moreOn Pegging and Power: A Story of Self-Discovery

DP Me, Baby: My Anal Stretching Diary

January 22, 2020February 8, 2018 by Felicity
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I used to hate putting things up my butt—especially my partner’s penis—because I found it so uncomfortable and unrewarding. This post details my own anal stretching experience and gives …

Read moreDP Me, Baby: My Anal Stretching Diary

I Had a Mental Orgasm and Now I’m Wondering about the Nature of the Universe

January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 by Felicity

The more I learn about human sexuality, the more I see that nothing is weird. Atypical, maybe, but who wants to be normal in every way? Nipple orgasms, flaccid …

Read moreI Had a Mental Orgasm and Now I’m Wondering about the Nature of the Universe

My New Favorite Sex Toys of 2017

March 18, 2019December 26, 2017 by Felicity
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2017 was a big year for me—some really unfortunate things happened, that’s for sure, but I also started this blog. During my almost eight months of sex blogging, you …

Read moreMy New Favorite Sex Toys of 2017

From Priest’s Wife to Sex Blogger: Why I Started My Site

July 11, 2019December 7, 2017 by Felicity

A few days ago, I found myself lying on the bathroom floor, collapsed in a heap, with a huge robot dildo in my hand. As I rocked back and …

Read moreFrom Priest’s Wife to Sex Blogger: Why I Started My Site

Suction Cup Dildo Positions: Where to Mount Your Toy

January 20, 2021November 7, 2017 by Felicity

So you’ve bought a suction cup dildo. Now you want to know: Where do you stick one of these toys? How do you use a suction cup dildo comfortably? …

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