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Snail Vibe Review: Dual Stimulation Vibrator

September 16, 2021 by Felicity
Snail Vibe review

The Snail Vibe’s concept seems great, but the reality is much more awkward. Basically, the Snail Vibe is a metaphor for every failed relationship I’ve ever been in! 😆🤪😢 …

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Lovense Dolce Review vs. Lovense Lush

November 28, 2022 by Felicity
Lovense Dolce (Quake) review, flexible clitoral and G-spot stimulators app controlled sex toy

Smart: Lovense Dolce is like the Lovense Lush, but holds another motor for clitoral stimulation. The Lovense Quake has trembling waves of vibration that (*in theory*) rest against both …

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Alive Caribbean Shine Review: Sucking Rabbit w/ G-Spot Pulsation Vibrator

April 13, 2022 by Felicity
Alive Caribbean Shine review sucking vibrator with G-spot pulsation

A “blowjob rabbit” vibrator: Seriously?! The Alive Caribbean Shine is the closest thing I’ve ever felt to clitoral sucking AND G-spot massage with skilled fingers — not to mention, …

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Best Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Guide: Pros & Cons + Power Ranking

July 11, 2022 by Felicity
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Sex technology for the win! Sucking rabbit vibrators can be amazing for blended orgasms, and rely on new tech—either suction or blowing clit stimulation, plus traditional vibration. Brutally honest …

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Ose 2 Review: Lora DiCarlo “Hands-Free Blended Orgasms”

November 27, 2021 by Felicity
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Fascinating, expensive, and problematic. Lora DiCarlo’s Ose 2 is surrounded in hype: this “hands-free” sex toy claims it “mimics the feel of a partner’s fingers, mouth, and tongue.” Via …

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Happy Rabbit Dual Density Vibrator Review

September 4, 2020 by Felicity
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Bunny got power! The Happy Rabbit Dual Density by Lovehoney follows (hops behind?) previous Happy Rabbit vibes with its strong motors—these rabbits rock. Then, the “Dual Density” part: the …

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