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Peak Dildo Review (Hankey’s Toys): Our Prostate Milking Test Results

Peak dildo by Hankey's Toys prostate milker review

The Peak dildo is an extreme prostate milking dildo – if you’ve ever thought, “I’m not really feeling this prostate toy,” then this is the opposite. We made the …

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Uncover Synstyl Soft Silicone Grinder – Pussy on Pussy Fantasy Toy Review!

Synstyl grinder toy review by Uncover Creations

Squish *squish*, pussy lips! Uncover Creations’ “Synstyl” is a custom silicone grinder toy that I ordered in their “Squishy Soft” silicone – and oh boy, the extra softness is …

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The Maw Grinder – I Fucked a Vampire Fantasy Tongue!

The Maw Grinder vampire sex toy review

Big, big tongue, like you’ve never seen before. I humped an XL clitoral grinder, its forked tongue penetrating me as I looked down on this vampire mouth’s pointy fangs. …

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Uberrime Big Damn Alien Dildo, 3-Ripples G-spot Action!

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100% my favorite fantasy toy: The Uberrime Big Damn Alien Dildo IRL feels better to me than any words I can convey, and looks better than any pictures I …

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Knotted Dildos List – 30+ Silicone Toys Tested

Knotted dildo guide

Can you take the knot?? Knotted dildos have a bulge inches down the shaft. You insert the toy’s knot for an extra stretched feeling: awesome for anal wow factor, …

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Uberrime Ardor Dragon Dildo Review – 2 Sizes Tested

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Ardor means 🔥 on fire, burning: So how hot is playing with the Ardor Dragon Dildo by Uberrime?? We began our quest 🐲, trying two sizes of Uberrime Ardor’s …

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