Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Fantasy Dildo Review

The Jellyfish Silicone Dildo by Uberrime is a dildo reincarnation: a sea creature floating up from the depths of time.Uberrime Jellyfish Dildo silicone handmade review

The original Jellyfish was the brainchild of a small indie operation called Whipspider Rubberworks. When Whipspider closed about five years ago, the Jellyfish was no more—until Uberrime Dildos recast and reimagined the first Jellyfish. The new dildo creation was designed to be different from its predecessor in all these ways:

Softer silicone. The fantasy silicone dildo market is still young, but it’s boomed within just the past two years—and fantasy makers have received more and more feedback about customer preferences. The most popular dildo firmness is always pretty-squishy 5-shore silicone for heavily textured and/or larger toys.

That’s exactly what Uberrime has used for this toy, making it easy to bend in half with one hand. It’s hard not to squish and manipulate the Jellyfish when I’m holding it!Uberrime Jellyfish Handmade Silicone Dildo in hand

Smoother—but still textured—shaft. Some of the original’s gritty shaft texture has been smoothed out. Epiphora, who loved the original Jellyfish, said about the older model, “If you don’t use enough [lube], it could feel like rug burn in your vagina.”

Yikes! I love my textured toys, but I do have limits. Especially when I start thrusting the Uberrime Jellyfish harder, I’m grateful that all its wavy lines aren’t any more intense. They look bad-ass, rippling up and down the shaft. But especially toward the base, I’m already applying a generous helping of hybrid Sliquid Silk lube so the texture doesn’t get irritating as I move this dildo.Uberrime Jellyfish Handmade Silicone Dildo closeup

The Uberrime Jellyfish is so stimulating to twist and turn around in a half-circle motion. My vaginal mouth and inner labia really feel all the toy’s bumps and drips. But I always go back to thrusting at some point because of the mushroom head.

Wider and plainer head. Is it a jellyfish, a penis, or a mushroom? Why not all three? is the name of the game with Uberrime’s Jellyfish. This dildo’s corona extends about a quarter inch outward from the shaft in all directions. The shaft itself is an average thickness, 1.5″ diameter for most of the length. But the big ridge on top is nearly 6″ around / 1.9″ diameter. It’s the most protruding ridge I’ve met since the Tantus Steam Hunk.1 The shape of the Jellyfish’s ridge really makes it pop against my pubic bone with each thrust.

I love it. The head is all smooth, with no texture—unlike the original Whipspider toy. The contrast with the über-busy shaft fascinates me. Because the silicone is soft, I can bend the wavy shaft, grinding it against my vulva, while I get all the G-spot stim that the mushroom head has to offer. It’s my favorite kind of dual stimulation.

It GLOWS. The body-safe glow-in-the-dark pigment is the turquoise part: the whole head plus drippy trails down the shaft. I’ve sat with my Jellyfish in my dark bedroom, imagining its glowing body drifting through the ocean depths. It’s so fun as a visual experience. And the more the Jellyfish is exposed to sunlight, the more it glows when you’re in a really dark space.Uberrime Jellyfish Handmade Silicone Dildo glow in the dark

I can only describe Uberrime toys as “orgasm art,” because every piece I’ve received has been both usable and beautiful to look at. (See all my Uberrime reviews here.) As fun as the glowing part is, I’m usually looking at this toy in the light, and the colors. They speak for themselves. (Also, there’s glitter!)

Overall Thoughts

The Jellyfish is a super fun (and gorgeous) fantasy dildo that I think is much more suitable than its predecessor, the Whipspider Jellyfish, for anyone who’s new to textured toys. The swirls down the shaft are incredibly stimulating both when I’m thrusting and twirling this dildo. As someone who’s pretty sensitive, I appreciate the squish of the Jellyfish’s silicone. The softness is most fun in the toy’s smooth head, whose mushroom shape calls to my G-spot.

I’d recommend it to anyone who:

  • Likes soft & textured fantasy dildos
  • Enjoys toys with big heads
  • Wants more dildo art in their life
  • Would have fun waving a glowing sea creature around in the dark

But not to folks who:

  • Prefer toys that start small and taper outward
  • Aren’t comfortable with above-average girth
  • Like smooth toys
  • Need firm stimulation

You can find the Uberrime Jellyfish Silicone Dildo here. Or see all the Uberrime dildos now available at SheVibe!

My thanks to Uberrime for sending me this dil in exchange for my honest review. I always tell my readers when something does not work for me or when I think it’s badly designed. If you want to support my continued writing, you can make your next sex toy purchase—whatever it is—by clicking through my affiliate links and then buying. (Doing so costs you absolutely nothing.) 

  1. An honorable mention goes to the Uberrime Helios, still my personal favorite toy by this maker.

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