Uberrime Night King dildo featured

The Night King dildo by Uberrime has a name that’s sexy AF. It sounds so dark, and mysterious, and powerful. An obvious reference to the undead Game of Thrones villain, the Night King dildo has a stunning marbled color scheme that makes me imagine ice,…

Ūberrime Splendid Gentleman Dual-Density dildo featured

When a dual-density dildo works, it works. And the two-layered version of Uberrime’s Splendid Gentleman 2.0 has knocked my socks off. I’ve had issues with a few two-layered toys in the past. Maybe the outer silicone layer was too squishy for me, or the thing just didn’t…

Mr. Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo featured 1

There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. The new Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And…

Blush Novelties Avant D3 Summer Fling lips

Everyone’s heard the cliché “Appearances can be deceiving,” right? Well, the Avant D3 dildo by Blush Novelties has really brought the phrase’s meaning home for me. The Avant D3 “Summer Fling” looks cute. (It even has a cutesy name.) The perfect lines of bright-colored silicone…

Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons Dragons fantasy dildo ridges

The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…

Sportsheets Shower Sex Silicone Slapper spiky side featured

Sportsheets’ Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper is smooth and spiky, and somewhat supple. It spanks sensationally, striking soft skin so small spots and streaks swell. If you’re still reading my review, I apologize. Kind of—it’s Sportsheets’ fault, really, for giving their new silicone paddle…