Blush Novelties Avant D3 Summer Fling lips

Everyone’s heard the cliché “Appearances can be deceiving,” right? Well, the Avant D3 dildo by Blush Novelties has really brought the phrase’s meaning home for me. The Avant D3 “Summer Fling” looks cute. (It even has a cutesy name.) The perfect lines of bright-colored silicone…

Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons Dragons fantasy dildo ridges

The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…

Sportsheets Shower Sex Silicone Slapper spiky side featured

Sportsheets’ Sex in the Shower Silicone Slapper is smooth and spiky, and somewhat supple. It spanks sensationally, striking soft skin so small spots and streaks swell. If you’re still reading my review, I apologize. Kind of—it’s Sportsheets’ fault, really, for giving their new silicone paddle…