Uberrime Helios dildo

Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once I start using it, because it’s basically everything I ever wanted in a textured dildo. Helios…

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Riding a suction cup dildo hands-free can be great, but if you’re like me, sometimes you just want someone else to do the work for you. Self-thrusting sex toys make this possible if you don’t currently have (or want!) a partner. The body-safe thrusting sex toys on…

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I’m so excited, y’all. The dildo gods have heard my earnest prayers for a better hands-free way to use my favorite suction-cup-less toys. They’ve sent their answer in the form of New York Toy Collective’s new silicone Double Sided Suction Cup. It’s a simple idea: two suction cups…

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There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. The new Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And…

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Why choose one color for your dildo when you can have three? With their vibrant stripes, the Avant dildos by Blush Novelties proclaim that silicone toys don’t have to look boring. The Avant D5’s combination of red, white, and black—called “Sin City”—is bold. (Definitely a first…