BMS Naked Addiction Dual Density Silicone Dildo featured Phallophile Reviews original

The BMS Factory Naked Addiction Dual Density Dildo doesn’t stand out when you’re looking at it online. It seems like just another beige dildo. But take it out of its box, and everything changes—because this is the best-feeling realistic dildo that I’ve ever owned. I’m…

Top 5 Sex Toys of 2018 Giveaway Phallophile Reviews

2018 was a mind-fuck of a year for me—the highs and lows were on a new level. I went through big personal changes that could’ve ended this blog: a breaking point, a divorce, a move, and a lot of confusion about where I was going in…

Blush Ruse Jammy Silicone Suction Cup Dildo, Rock Candy Suga Daddy silicone dildo, SI Novelties Major Dick Commando Camo Dildo review roundup

I often have simple tastes: a cheap suction cup dildo has beaten a more expensive toy for me on so many occasions. Affordable, body-safe silicone dildos are my bread and butter when it comes to sex toys. (Though of course I do sometimes enjoy a…

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I’ve overlooked silicone vibe sleeves in the past—basically, these toys are smaller dildos that you can use either for external or vaginal stimulation. But I’m glad that changed recently, when Strange Bedfellas offered to send me two of their three vibe-holding prototypes along with my…

Uberrime Helios dildo

Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once I start using it, because it’s basically everything I ever wanted in a textured dildo. Helios…

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Riding a suction cup dildo hands-free can be great, but if you’re like me, sometimes you just want someone else to do the work for you. Self-thrusting sex toys make this possible if you don’t currently have (or want!) a partner. The body-safe thrusting sex toys on…

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I’m so excited, y’all. The dildo gods have heard my earnest prayers for a better hands-free way to use my favorite suction-cup-less toys. They’ve sent their answer in the form of New York Toy Collective’s new silicone silicone Double Sided Suction Cup. It’s a simple idea: two suction…