Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dual Density dildo pink edit

When a dual-density silicone dildo works, it works. And Uberrime’s Splendid Gentleman has knocked my socks off. As much as I love silicone dildos, finding the right dual-density one for me hasn’t always been a smooth road. Maybe the outer silicone layer was too squishy to give me the impact…

New York Toy Collective Ellis

New York Toy Collective’s Ellis is the most realistic-feeling dildo I’ve ever put in my vagina. Now, it’s obviously not a replacement for human contact, and it doesn’t feel exactly like skin. It’s not an android-type Cylon or a “bionic man”; that type of tech…

Vixen VixSkin Johnny upper shaft vegetables

People love VixSkin—it’s as simple as that. But because my own experience with the VixSkin Maverick wasn’t an overwhelming success, I knew I had to try more VixSkin, to give this beloved line of dual-density silicone dildos a second chance. Enter Vixen Creations’ VixSkin Johnny.…

Real Nude Ergo red roses

The Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo is a team player. It’s the nice guy who’s considerate about your budget, and who plays well with your other close friends (like the We-Vibe Tango or the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet). The average-sized Ergo doesn’t make waves, but its…

Cadet Vibrating dildo in coffee color

I had high hopes for the Pleasure Works Cadet Vibrating, an average-sized, semirealistic dildo that’s part of Pleasure Works’ Firm Core (dual-density) line. You see, for the last year, I’ve been on a quest to find the perfect dual-density toy for G-spotting masturbation: the toy to end all…

Blush Real Nude Sumo full length

Dual-density silicone: I’ve said before that it’s the way to go for a realistic-feeling dildo, and I’m on a personal quest to test out as many dual-density toys as possible. But…I’m picky. Too soft was the VixSkin Maverick, too hard was the Tantus Sam; too…

Here’s my current sex toy collection, listed alphabetically by category. Dildos galore, plus an assortment of butt plugs, vibes, penis toys, and other doodads! Check out this pic to see almost the entire collection together as of April 2018. Key: ❤❤❤❗ = My neighbors hear the screaming; ❤❤❤=I…