New York Toy Collective Ellis featured

New York Toy Collective’s Ellis is the most realistic-feeling dildo I’ve ever put in my vagina. Now, it’s obviously not a replacement for human contact, and it doesn’t feel exactly like skin. It’s not an android-type Cylon or a “bionic man”; that type of tech…

Vixen VixSkin Johnny upper shaft vegetables

People love VixSkin—it’s as simple as that. But because my own experience with the VixSkin Maverick wasn’t an overwhelming success, I knew I had to try more VixSkin, to give this beloved line of dual-density silicone dildos a second chance. Enter Vixen Creations’ VixSkin Johnny.…

Real Nude Ergo red roses

The Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo is a team player. It’s the nice guy who’s considerate about your budget, and who plays well with your other close friends (like the We-Vibe Tango or the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet). The average-sized Ergo doesn’t make waves, but its…

Cadet Vibrating dildo in coffee color

I had high hopes for the Pleasure Works Cadet Vibrating, an average-sized, semirealistic dildo that’s part of Pleasure Works’ Firm Core (dual-density) line. You see, for the last year, I’ve been on a quest to find the perfect dual-density toy for G-spotting masturbation: the toy to end all…

Dual-density: I’ve said before that it’s the way to go for a realistic-feeling dildo, and I’m on a personal quest to test out as many dual-density toys as possible. But…I’m picky. Too soft was the VixSkin Maverick, too hard was the Tantus Sam; too flexible…