Uberrime Helios dildo

Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once I start using it, because it’s basically everything I ever wanted in a textured dildo. Helios…

Ūberrime Splendid Gentleman Dual-Density dildo featured

When a dual-density dildo works, it works. And the two-layered version of Uberrime’s Splendid Gentleman 2.0 has knocked my socks off. I’ve had issues with a few two-layered toys in the past. Maybe the outer silicone layer was too squishy for me, or the thing just didn’t…

Mr. Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo featured 1

There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. The new Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And…

Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons Dragons fantasy dildo ridges

The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…