Blush Novelties Avant D3 Summer Fling lips

Everyone’s heard the cliché “Appearances can be deceiving,” right? Well, the Avant D3 dildo by Blush Novelties has really brought the phrase’s meaning home for me. The Avant D3 “Summer Fling” looks cute. (It even has a cutesy name.) The perfect lines of bright-colored silicone…

Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons Dragons fantasy dildo ridges

The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…

Vixen Large Realistic Bent on green-and-blue fabric

When I want a dildo that’s wide and firm, I reach for the Large Realistic Bent, by Vixen Creations. It’s no secret that I found Vixen’s VixSkin Maverick to be too squishy—so I decided to try out the Large Realistic Bent. It’s the same shape and…

Blush Real Nude Sumo full length

Dual-density: I’ve said before that it’s the way to go for a realistic-feeling dildo, and I’m on a personal quest to test out as many dual-density toys as possible. But…I’m picky. Too soft was the VixSkin Maverick, too hard was the Tantus Sam; too flexible…

Re-creating existing toys in softer silicone is suddenly the new big thing: first Tantus’ new Super Soft releases, and now NS Novelties’ ColourSoft series. As something who’s sensitive to pressure, I welcome this trend. A Colours Pleasures Thick 5″ was part of my first silicone dildo…

Maverick and I had a torrid love affair, but then I had to say good-bye. He seemed great when I first met him: tall, muscular, with beautiful features. During our first encounter, though, I discovered that his suction cup was…temperamental. And after we’d been together…