Nick Capra by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a beast of a dildo—one I was eager to review, because it’s all about that stretch. Hankey’s Toys dildos are known for their girth—some are so large that they may make your eyes water. In Hankey’s trademark 75% soft silicone, Nick Capra’s original size (= BIG!) thickness is a dream to play with.
It’s big, and it’s squishy. At 2.25″ across, Nick Capra’s cock is fat and filling, but without being incredibly lengthy too.1 Since I’m more into width than length, this toy is my style.
When I insert Nick Capra’s tapered head, I feel the urge to clench around it right away, because it’s so squishy.
The dildo’s glans ends in a nicely flared ridge. It caresses my G-spot when I’m thrusting the first couple inches in and out. This toy’s goal isn’t G-spot (or prostate) pressure, though; instead, it’s all about stretching your hole.
That’s because Nick Capra’s shaft keeps expanding after the head. It makes me want to take more length—take ALL the length—so that Nick’s Coke-can-size width will spread me open to the max. Because the silicone is so soft (about 00-50 shore density), it makes me think of skin. It’s like being taken by a real-life hard-on, but one with more flexibility. In 75% soft, the Nick Capra Dildo’s head bends backward more than Nick Capra’s actual erection would.
Since my Nick Capra has a Vac-U-Lock hole, I LOVE turning this toy into a huge vibrating dildo by inserting the super-strong Intense Travel bullet. The vibe not only kicks thrusting up a notch, but it stabilizes the flexible shaft when I’m really going for the gold medal in dildo-jerking.
This toy is so squeezable and squishable in Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ 75% soft density. I especially like clenching my hand around Nick Capra’s balls, both while I’m actively penetrating myself and while I’m just hanging out at my desk. (Like now!) But people’s preferences vary, and that’s why Hankey’s Toys gives you a few custom choices when you order any toy.
Hankey’s Toys Options
No one will ever talk me out of proclaiming that 75% soft is incredible for bigger toys (for me, that means over 2″ diameter). The words “So good, so good” keep popping into my mind when I touch my 75% soft Nick Capra. I just like the soft things. And the big things.
But if you want a little more hardness, less bend in the upper shaft and head, then Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ standard “Med Firm” density is much closer to the stability of an actual erection. (Just without the yielding feel that real skin has.)
Since Hankey’s Toys does specialize in BIG dildos, you can get a truly HUGE version of this already large toy. Mine is the smallest size, and there are three bigger options after it! XXXL is over 12 inches around (see the full product listing for size pics next to a soda can) and over 11 inches insertable.
My Nick Capra dildo also has the Vac-U-Lock hole, a popular option. As described, I love this with really strong bullet vibe—and you do want strong, because soft silicone dampens vibrations. I now recommend the Intense Travel Vibe Mini for this (use a dab of lube to get it into the Vac hole) since the We-Vibe Tango now has a bulky bottom “grip” so it doesn’t fit in well.
And of course the Vac-U-Lock hole lets you really secure Nick Capra into a Vac-U-Lock harness or on a fucking machine with Vac-U-Lock adapter.
Last, you may have noticed the A++ color scheme here! I was so happy when I pulled this massive gold dildo out of its packaging. Shiny gold dicks make me way more happy than they should. In reality, the toy is a marble of gold, silver, and bronze, which appeals to my competitive nature: Olympic medals spring to mind. I love this coloring so much that I was inspired to collect all my noble-colored sex toys together right after Nick Capra came to my home:
Gold excellence isn’t an option in individual Hankey’s product listings: instead you choose your custom colors through this URL, found on the main store page.
Overall Thoughts
The last dildo I got from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, the Dragon dildo, was truly a beast with all its scaly textures. Rawr! But the truth is that I’m drawn to my realistic dildos day after day, instead of for the occasional fun adventure. Nick Capra, original size, 75% soft firmness, is a toy that makes sense to me. It’s big, but not huge; it’s soft and clenchable as the gold silicone bends inside me, pushing my labia open as I insert it deeper.
There’s something about its soft silicone that makes me want to suck and squeeze and fuck this lifecast dildo. Plus the stress-relieving squishy balls! I just can’t keep my hands (and other parts) off of Nick Capra. The platinum silicone is so good (5/5) that I find myself wanting another phallic toy from Mr. Hankey’s—an uncut dildo next, perhaps?
Find the Nick Capra dildo here at Hankey’s.
The 75% Soft silicone is most popular (that’s what I reviewed here).
Notes
Really nice review, Mr. Hankey has always interested me. Maybe someday I’ll take the plunge.
How is this squish wise vs a VixSkin Johnny
Johnny’s outer layer is probably 00-20 shore durometer silicone, which is super-duper squishy, almost as soft as you can get! Hankey’s 75% soft is around 00-50, so slightly harder than the VixSkin outer layer but still very soft—plus there’s no core in Hankey’s dildos, so overall the shafts will feel softer than VixSkin because of the firmer silicone inside the latter.
You can see me squeezing my Nick Capra in this video, starting at 4:30 in!
Wow! Gosh I wonder what it feels like? Very cool toy!
You are so helpful with your reviews not one person even Mr hankeys has bothered to go into such depth on Showing the squishness it has also been helpful because you can’t really tell what kind of firmness the tips even have i have only used vixskin and. Not sure to buy the Mr hankeys thankyou please keep up the style in your videos your doing such a great job
Thanks so much!
The El Rey xs is a really nice uncut choice in 75% firmness..
My wife wanted to have the experience of having a larger guy fuck her so I bought her the Nick Capra original. I used it in a harness and she loved how realistic it looked and felt and her knowing this was a copy of a real cock excited her even more.She had huge O’s with this and actually squirted for the first time. Thanks for your thorough review