Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo

There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. The new Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast.

I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And I do still think Flint is a good toy—especially if you want lots of girth but not much length. But…do you see this new Dragon???Mr. Hankey's Toys Dragon full length

That’s right, it’s got scales, plus massive plated ridges down BOTH sides. When I first saw the product listing, all I could think was “it’s SO DRAGON-Y!”

I’m a sucker for dangerous mythical beasts, so of course I had to get one immediately. And I was glad to discover that Mr. Hankey’s Dragon not only looks incredibly bad-ass, but is super fun to use when I want a BIG dildo. I admit I have to work up to this Dragon, but getting there is a lot of fun!

Dildo Proportions

In comparison to Flint, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon has so much usable length for about the same girth (in size small).1 Mr. Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo Bad Dragon Flint comparison

You see, if I’m stuffing a thick toy in my vag, I want it to have the length to match: 6” minimum. With 8.5″ insertable to its ≈2.4″ maximum diameter, this big green Dragon meets my need for deeper insertion, and then some. (And this is the smallest of four possible sizes!)

Texture Galore

These ridges…phew! After the pointy, flattened head comes what can only be called a coronal ridge—because as fantastical as it is, this Dragon has some definitely cock-like features. The Dragon dildo’s biggest ridge has a small, pointy nub in the middle. In the 75% firmness (about 5-shore silicone), it’s not abrasive exactly, but the very sensitive front wall of my vag finds it a lot some days.Mr Hankeys Toys Dragon dildo ridges comparisonBut thankfully, the ridges down the back are gentler. There’s only one set of plates, and no bump in the middle of each. That’s why I enjoy the Dragon so much more when its fiercer front is pressed against the back wall of my vag. I’m able to take more length this way, plus the Dragon’s head lodges deep up between my posterior fornix and my cervix. For me, the cervical stim is comfortably squishy. And best of all, the toy is so thick that my G-spot has nowhere to hide.

When I’m done with the Dragon, getting the toy out is an experience in itself. I haven’t pushed so hard since I last gave birth. If that sounds negative, it’s not meant to be. I love the feeling of bearing down, with all the force of my pelvic muscles, to make this monster get out of me.

Optional Features

I’ve mentioned that my Dragon is in the 75% firmness, which tests around 5-shore silicone. If you’re less sensitive to pressure than me, there’s also the standard firmness (about 9 shore), which isn’t hard but also isn’t really soft.2 I’m very glad I chose the 75% firmness because it is soft, even in this big size, but it’s not super floppy.

Speaking of size, my small is pretty darn big by many people’s standards, though the toy is also now available in XS: that’s 6.5″ insertable length and a max. circumference of 5.75″ (about 1.8″ diameter, so still larger than many “vanilla” toys but not large large). And, if you’re a member of the size royalty, you can get a Dragon in three bigger sizes: medium/large, XL, and (whoa!) XXXL

Another option that I’m glad I requested is the Vac-U-Lock hole. What’s that, you say? Well, it’s a specially shaped hole (duh) that you can use with either: a special adapter to fit a fucking machine, a “knuckles” attachment, or (in theory) a Vac-U-Lock suction cup.3

One of my goals in requesting the hole4 was to see just how wobbly Mr. Hankey’s super-sized dildos would be with the Tantus all-silicone suction cup (which is great because it can be fully sanitized). The answer: pretty wobbly. The problem is, the Tantus suction cup doesn’t expand at the top like the Vac-U-Lock attachments do. So there’s a lot of wiggle room back there. When this setup is stuck to a wall, the Dragon’s weight makes it fall off. But on a smooth horizontal surface (so many options, really), the Tantus suction cup performs OK—not amazingly. When I tried riding the Dragon this way, I could hear a squelching sound with each stroke as the air moved in and out of the hole. It’s a little annoying, but not awful.

I’m most excited about the Vac-U-Lock hole because it fits the We-Vibe Tango amazingly. My Tango has found its one true home in this Dragon dildo. The Tango’s fourth steady setting—usually way too much for me—is now A++ in the Dragon’s thick base. Because the Dragon is so long, I can wrap it around my entire vulva, so I get the full effect of the bullet vibe’s rumbly-ness on my clit.

Finally, I requested my Dragon in metallic green: a greenish teal, with silver sparkles in the light. This color costs $20 more than the standard colors (plain black or in tan). If you’re a fan of dildo art (I know I am!), you can also request even more color for an extra $35.

Final Words

The Dragon is a dildo I only pull out when I want to feel really and truly fucked. It’s most definitely not for people who are new to fantasy toys, even in the small size and the softer firmness. If you’re not sure you can take large toys and ridges, then the Dragon may be destined to become an infinitely cool paperweight.

But since I’m a texture fiend (and a budding size queen), I really can’t conceive of a better fantasy dildo for myself. I love the long length, the Vac-U-Lock hole (a.k.a. vibrator port!), and the Dragon’s cool-as-hell appearance. Plus, I’m very impressed with Mr. Hankey’s Toys overall; the product quality is on par with (or better than) any big-brand silicone dildos.

You can find the Dragon dildo here at Mr. Hankey’s Toys! (Or find the smaller size in this lising.)

MHT sent me this dildo in exchange for an honest review. I’ll always tell you when I think something is cheaply made, or when I think it’s OK but it happens to not work for my body.

  1. 8.5″ insertable length for MHT’s Dragon vs. 5″ for Flint. BD gives small Flint’s measurements as 5.25″ insertable, but that’s a really a stretch; also, my Flint is over 7.25″ max. circumference, rather than the 7″ that BD lists.
  2. Or you can specifically request a 3-shore silicone for your custom toy if you want it super squishy.
  3. I say “in theory” because I’m not sure how well that suction cup would hold the Dragon’s full weight. I seem to have misplaced the TPE  suction cup that came with my American Pop Rebel, which wasn’t a big loss for me because it didn’t stick to painted walls very well anyway—usually my fave suction cup dildo position.
  4. That definitely sounds like a euphemism for something, right?

One thought on “Review: Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo

  1. Kayla R

    May 5, 2018 at 5:45am

    This dragon looks amazing! The small size looks plenty big, too. Your review was super helpful because I always wonder about pronounced texture, cervix impact and enough fullness for gspot stim. I currently have a BD Flint on order, but it’s going to be several more weeks before I can try it. This is going on my list to try next. Thank you! 🙂

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