Review: Blush Novelties Noje G Slim G-Spot Vibrator

The Noje G Slim by Blush Novelties is the classic egg-on-a-stick design shared by so many G-spot vibes—but made powerful.Blush Noje G Slim G-spot vibrator full length floral

In many ways the Noje G Slim reminds me of Blush’s popular new bullet, the Exposed Nocturnal (full review here). Like the Nocturnal Bullet, the G Slim has a strong motor, five steady speeds, and five patterns, plus up and down control buttons (yes!). Both vibes can be charged with the same cord, in fact.

But obviously it’s the shape that makes all the difference: the G Slim’s longer length and proportionately large head make it so much better suited for internal play. (Though the length can also act as a nice handle when you’re using the G Slim externally too.)

The G Slim’s power is enough that I’m satisfied with the first steady speed, which has a good rumble to it. (Occasionally I’m brave enough to venture up to using the second speed on my G-spot, and that’s about as high as I can handle.) As the power increases, the level of buzz does too—but I find the G Slim more comfortable to hold than the aforementioned Nocturnal Bullet, which I ended up sitting on. Possibly because the power is spread out over a larger area, the G Slim doesn’t numb my fingers.

The G Slim’s (comparatively) large head—1.5″ max. diameter—feels best popping in and out of my vaginal mouth. As you can see, the head has a smooth upward curve, which makes the G-spot stimulation feel more indirect. With this toy, it’s all about the power of the vibrations rather than the physical pressure that a downward curve can provide—I’d suggest the Comet Wand instead if you want more G-spot impact.Blush Noje G Slim G-spot vibrator head

The broad head is also great for strong clitoral stimulation—especially if you’re not a fan of pinpoint stimulation like that of the We-Vibe Tango. As someone who enjoys rubbing vibes against their vulva rather than keeping ’em still, I like to turn the G Slim’s head maybe 45º to the side and move it back and forth, letting it stop and rest at my entrance. With lube, the ABS plastic body can really glide. (Though internally, I have to say that I’m all about the slight drag of a nice matte-finish silicone dildo like the Blush Avant toys, which I’m a massive fan of.)

Blush Noje G Slim G-spot vibrator vases

The G Slim’s pale teal color may even fit into your home decor, who knows! Or it’s also available in purple or pink.

Overall Thoughts

I’d definitely recommend the Blush Noje G Slim to anyone who’s looking for a truly affordable G-spot vibe that doesn’t skimp on strength. The G Slim’s vibrations are way powerful (especially for this price!), and toy’s bulbous head is a classic shape that works either for G-spot or broader clitoral stimulation.

You can pick up a Noje G Slim here and save 10% on your order when you use code FELICITY at checkout.

My thanks to Peepshow Toys for sending me this toy in exchange for my honest review. I always tell my readers when something does not work for me or when I think it’s badly designed. If you want to support my writing, you can make your next sex toy purchase—whatever it is—by clicking through my affiliate links and then buying. (Doing so costs you absolutely nothing: in many cases, you’ll even save money by using my discount codes.)

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