Fun Factory Bück Dich Dildo Paddle

Fun Factory’s Bück Dich is a twofer: a dildo and a spanking paddle combined. In case you’re like me and you can’t live without knowing what the German name means, it translates as “Bend Over,” appropriately.Fun Factory Buck Dich Dildo Paddle full length

The Bück Dich isn’t the only body-safe dildo-paddle out there, but its rounded paddle and pronounced dildo ridges made it the most attractive choice for me. I do love texture, after all!1

A Stripey, Stripey Dildo

Fun Factory’s designers like texture too: the company has a series of Tiger vibrators plus a heavily ridged Tiger dildo.2 The Bück Dich’s dildo/handle is full of the same stripe-like texture.3 The dildo starts out with a pointy, curved tip that widens as it meets the paddle. At the paddle end, there are even more ridges that I expected might provide some heavy clit stimulation.Fun Factory Buck Dich Dildo paddle dildo Ridges

This tapered tip makes the Bück Dich dildo well-suited for anal play, but that’s not usually my style. After I made my partner wash his hands thoroughly because I knew he’d be moving back and forth between holding dildo and paddle, I had him try thrusting the Bück Dich’s dildo in and out while I was leaning over the bed. And wow, the pointy tip is intense!

The silicone in Fun Factory’s dildos (like the Boss) tends toward the firmer side,4 and the Bück Dich’s handle is no exception. This is not a flexible toy—it’s meant to be stable as a handle, after all. Plus, it feels like the dildo may even be cored, like dual-density dildos are.5 So if you’re planning to ride this tiger, don’t expect it to bend with your body.

Since my partner couldn’t quite find the right angle with the Bück Dich’s dildo, we moved on to simple spanking. But in later testing sessions, I found that I really like rubbing the Bück Dich’s heavy ridging against my vulva. With the pointy tail facing my vag, I can just barely penetrate myself on the downstroke.

And though I’ve never found the right angle to orgasm vaginally on the Bück Dich dildo, rubbing its stripes all over my vulva is an awesome warm-up. I like making my partner watch as I play with it. Then, when I’ve had enough, I hand over the slippery handle and we move on to the Bück Dich’s other function: spanking.

For Your Ass Only?

After I first pulled the Bück Dich out of the box and examined its size and weight, I checked out the included pamphlet and found these directions: “FOR YOUR ASS ONLY.” At first I thought this phrase referred to the whole toy rather than just the paddle. But then I realized that Fun Factory meant that it can be dangerous to slap certain areas (like the kidneys) with the paddle.

I agree that it’s important to be cautious and to have rules, especially for heavier BDSM play. But…my partner and I couldn’t resist spanking each other in many different places with our new toy.Fun Factory Buck Dich Dildo Paddle in motion, blurred paddle

The Bück Dich’s paddle is about a third of an inch thick, and it’s fairly weighty. After my partner had reddened my butt some, he moved down my thighs, which I actually enjoyed more.6 And as he came back up again, I discovered how much I enjoy having my ass slapped from the underside. This way, the Bück Dich hits my cheeks right in the middle, above my asshole. The paddle thuds satisfyingly with every hit. I have a slight preference for being hit with the smooth side rather than the textured one, but the difference isn’t huge.

I also let him try slapping my breasts, which is more fun for him than me! (I repeat the word “Softer!” a lot.) Overall, I most like having the Bück Dich hit my asscheeks, with an upward motion, though having my thighs spanked was a new and enjoyable thing for me.

Holding the Tiger Tail

As fun as receiving some light spanking is,7 I really like being the spanker. This is where the Bück Dich’s ridged-dildo goodness really shines: the lines in the dildo-handle are great to hold onto. I squeeze the ridgy red cock hard as the paddle whizzes through the air. Wham, bam! I try to not hit too hard, but I can’t stop myself from spanking my man as he rides me. We’re both glad for the Bück Dich’s rounded corners, which take the edge off heavier impacts.

As our sex sessions progress from foreplay to intercourse, the Bück Dich gets set aside, but then, inevitably, one of us looks for it again. The dildo-paddle’s bright-red color makes it easy to spot, wherever it is between our twisted sheets.

TL;DR

The Fun Factory Bück Dich is an incredibly fun addition to any spanking/BDSM collection. If you’ve browsed my site for more than a minute, you know how much I enjoy dildos, so I’ve loved the combination of dildo plus paddle in this high-quality silicone toy. In general I like the act of spanking, but it feels even nicer when I’m wielding something that I know I could pleasure myself with, at any time. The Bück Dich dildo’s ridges provide a lot of stimulation when I run them back and forth between my vag and my clit. Plus, they really do work great as a handle, with a ridge for all the user’s fingers. And when my partner is in charge, smacking my ass with the Bück Dich’s paddle, I like the weight and the thickness of the silicone.

If you’d also like to “Bend Over” and/or ride these ridges, pick one up at Peepshow Toys and save 10% with code FELICITY

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I’d like to thank Peepshow Toys for sending me this lovely, high-quality dildo paddle in exchange for my honest review!

  1. See my Split Peaches Rivetor and Damn Average Above Average Alien reviews for some of my textured exploits.
  2. Not to mention all other other ridgey vibes Fun Factory makes, like the Moody, Semolino, Abby G, Patchy Paul, and Jam.
  3. It’s actually the same shape as the handle of Fun Factory’s Stronic Three, which pulsates instead of vibrates.
  4. See my Silicone Dildo Firmness Guide for details.
  5. Except the outer layer of silicone here is not squishy like that of a dual-density toy.
  6. I’m pretty slim and have a small ass, in case you’re wondering how this is possible.
  7. Keep in mind that I’m a bit pain-averse, so I like gentle slapping over heavy pounding.

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