Fun Factory Boss Dildo Review

The Boss dildo by Fun Factory1 is the most appropriately named sex toy that I’m aware of. This thing dominates my vagina—it wants to bring it into submission. Actually, “Fun Factory Overlord” might be more descriptive than “Fun Factory Boss.” And the Boss’ mastery over my genitals comes down to one very minor feature in the toy: the spike in the middle of the Boss’ coronal ridge.Fun Factory Boss side view

Add Some Whips and Chains…

The only accurate description of the Boss’ ridge is “pointy.” I must’ve used the word “protruding” in at least ten previous dildo reviews to describe how I like my ridges: sticking out and bent forward.2 The Boss takes this to a whole ‘nother level, though, as that V-shaped point connects with the long vertical ridge running down its shaft.Fun Factory Boss head closeup

I believe that internal (vaginal, at least) stimulation preferences can be divided into “broad” vs. “pinpoint” categories, just like clit-stimulating vibes often are. I like broader stimulation almost all the time.3 Obviously, this preference doesn’t mesh too well with the Boss’ main ridge—at least when I’m thrusting it facing toward me, missionary-style. For maybe two-thirds of the month, I’m too sensitive to enjoy rubbing the Boss’ big ridge against my vag’s frontal wall. But for the other third, it’s great: so stimulating.4

The Boss’ dominant nature is enhanced by the fairly firm silicone. It’s not the most firm out there,5 but it doesn’t bend. There’s just a hint of squish. This firmness adds to the intensity of the Boss’ ridge. Plus, the Boss’ 1.65″ maximum diameter is imposing in this firmer silicone.6 The Boss truly makes its presence known! This design works great for pinpoint-stimulation lovers, or for anyone who wants a lot of pressure.

I wish I could comfortably use the Boss’ ridge against my G-spot all the time, because I love the toy’s shape. (Update: A month after writing this review, I got to test out the Fun Factory’s POP by the Semenette, which is the Boss in softer silicone and with an ejaculation mechanism, and I’m very excited about it for slightly softer G-spot stimulation.) The shaft’s curve outward, about 2 inches up from the base, is a beautiful design. The vein-like protrusion at the bottom adds an extra level of pleasure as it massages the mouth of my vagina.Fun Factory Boss dildo on bed of colored feathers

But on days when thrusting the Boss in and out with wild abandon is too much for my picky vag, I found a different way to enjoy the Boss.

The Only Dildo I Ride Backwards

When I’m not looking to be punished, there’s only one way for me to get it on with the Boss: reverse cowgirl. I pretty much never opt to face a dildo so that its coronal ridge faces what I call “backwards”: toward my ass. But once I realized how intense the Boss’ ridge was, I flipped it 180 degrees and started thrusting the other way—and the Boss felt so much better. Now I could enjoy the firm silicone and the above-average shaft. But the curve in the Boss’ shaft made it difficult for get the angle right when I was lying flat on my back. This is how I discovered how much I love the Boss for wild, reverse-cowgirl rides.

Fun Factory Boss dildo black on bowl of lemons

When life gives you lemons…you decide to photograph your dildo on top of them.

Propped up on top of a number of strategically placed pillows—or, better yet, on a toy mount like the Liberator Wing or Liberator BonBon—the Boss shines. The flatness of the Boss’ backside hits me just right, though. In this position, I love the firmness of the shaft and the slight drag in the silicone. And the troublesome spike in the coronal ridge gives the (less-picky) back wall of my vag a lot of pleasure.

Plus, that overpowering spike has made me discover a new way of spicing up my bedroom. When my spouse thrusts the Boss in and out of me, its head facing the floor while I’m leaning over the bed, it’s explosive. I can enjoy that wide-but-pointy coronal ridge pressuring the less-sensitive side of my vag, while the dildo’s smooth backside puts broader pressure on my G-spot. Here’s to new discoveries!

A Word about Fun Factory’s Silicone

Every review I ever remember reading about the Fun Factory Boss or Bouncer has described the silicone as “draggy.” For some people, this is irritating; for most, it just requires more lube. But as someone who hates glossy toys, I love the amount of drag in the Boss.

The texture is definitely “grainy,” another adjective that reviews often use to describe Fun Factory dildo reviews. Again, I take pleasure in this texture, but it’s something to be aware of, if you like your toys extra slick.

As a silicone-sex-toy nerd, I was delighted to discover an explanation for this grainy quality, and for the white residue that sometimes appears on Fun Factory dildos straight out of the box. It seems that Fun Factory sands their dildos as the final step in production! This step is meant to remove any imperfections in the toys. The silicone is 100% medical-grade, so any residue is body-safe and can be washed away. My Boss has a slight amount of roughness (that’s white, in contrast with the rest of the toy) around the coronal ridge. But I’m confident that it’s totally safe to use internally.

Speaking of white particles, Fun Factory silicone is truly a lint magnet. (Taking pictures of a dust-free Boss was literally impossible.) I take extra care to really, really wash my Boss well before use.

And the Base…

Fun Factory dildo bases have a unique three-pronged shape, kinda like a clover. Fun Factory’s product description says, “A flat base makes the THE BOSS DILDO suitable for harness use and also adheres to smooth surfaces or walls.7 Now, though I agree that the flat base is an advantage for harness play, I have to say that using the base as a suction cup is very hit-or-miss.

I love suction cup dildos and have tested out all manner of them. In my Suction Cup Dildo Guide, I originally didn’t even include Vixen Creations’ “suction cup” models because I think the suction is weak. Well, now I’m here to say that Fun Factory bases are weaker. My Boss sticks OK to my granite countertops while I wiggle lightly, but it will come detached if I move it faster, even at the slowest speed I ride any dildo. If you absolutely need a dildo with a powerful suction cup, look elsewhere (or check out options 3 through 5 in my Suction Cup Guide). Fun Factory Boss side view on feathers

Conclusion: The Boss Has Conquered Me

Since my vagina apparently has a split personality, I often find the Fun Factory Boss’ pointy coronal ridge too intense for G-spot stimulation—but then sometimes it’s just what I’m looking for. On days when I am more sensitive, I’m very excited about riding this big, black Boss reverse-cowgirl style.

If you don’t get overstimulated like I do and/or you don’t thrust your dildos quickly, the Boss should be incredible for pinpoint vaginal/prostate stimulation. It’s also great to clench while using a vibrator.

I really came to like the Boss’ firmness and grainy silicone, but its texture will require extra lube if you prefer slick surfaces. (And if you do, the Fun Factory Magnum has a glossy finish.)

I strongly recommend the Boss to anyone looking for focused, firm stimulation. You can pick one up at Peepshow Toys and save 10% (sitewide) with code FELICITY. (And hey, there’s an ejaculating version too [review here] if you want your dildo to cum with you!) Or, if you’d like something a little smaller and/or less pinpoint in its stimulation, check out the Amor, Magnum, or Bouncer.

I’d like to thank Peepshow Toys for sending me the Boss in exchange for my honest review!

  1. Not to be confused with the vibrator with the same shape, Mr. Boss; or the other vibrator with a different shape, the Big Boss G5.
  2. Like in the Vixen Large Realistic Bent, most notably, and in the ColourSoft 8″.
  3. For example, I enjoy the Tantus Uncut #1’s wide head above all others, and I prefer the Tantus Vamp Super Soft to the Adam Super Soft for G-spot stim.
  4. Hormones are weird.
  5. See my Silicone Dildo Firmness Guide for comparisons of lots of different toys.
  6. I don’t consider this a large size, just above-average. But the toy’s firmness makes it feel more like a 1.75″-max.-diameter toy in a softer silicone.
  7. Italics added.

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