Note: Cyber Week sales are now over! 😞 To see current sex toy sales throughout the year, head over to my normal sales page right here: deals include 20% off We-Vibe and 25% off Fun Factory at Vibrant; and 25% off sitewide (with exclusions) at Good Vibes.
I love a good Thanksgiving feast, but what’s even better is getting stuffed with sex toys! The Black Friday Cyber Monday sex toy sales for 2018 are insanely good, even better than last year’s—plus I’ve worked with two of my favorite retailers, SheVibe and Peepshow Toys, to get you exclusive deals that go above and beyond!
Check out my summary, skip down to my personal faves, or read all about fantasy silicone dildo deals coming up on Friday!
- 1 Best Current Deals Summary
- 2 What I’d Buy (If I Didn’t Own It Already!)
- 3 Other Mainstream Sex Toy Deals
- 4 Kink
- 5 Amazon (for Non-Toy Purchases)
- 6 Best Fantasy Silicone Deals
Best Current Deals Summary
- Peepshow Toys is offering 25% off EVERYTHING sitewide! The limited exclusions are toys that are already more than 25% off: like my Stronic Real Bundle (see #3 below) and Epiphora’s Splendid dildo. All body-safe toys here, and Peepshow’s list prices start lower than most other retailers even without a sale. And even better than 25% is the huge blow-out prices: Njoy Pure Wand for only $79 (and cheap Pure Plug Bundle!), Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen. for $35, or FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $30.
- SheVibe sitewide tiered sale plus exclusive discount: Get 10% off purchases of $75+ with code PHALL10; get 15% off $100+ with PHALL15; or get 20% off $125+ with PHALL20.1 Plus, get a free gift card with my codes: use either PHALL10, PHALL15, or PHALL20 and receive a Holiday Scratch-Off Card containing a discount code for anywhere from $5 to $50 off your next purchase.2 It’s luck of the draw!
- Vibrant, another all-body-safe seller, has 30% off the Cyber Monday collection through midnight Mountain today only with code CYBERMONDAY18: the Pure Wand is now cheapest here at $77.
- 50% off sitewide at Tantus Black Friday through Cyber Monday! Use code BFCM. Tantus already lower their on-site prices earlier this year, so this is obscenely low for their brand: other retailers can’t compete.
- 36% off the Fun Factory Stronic Real Pulsator Bundle including the thrusting pulsator, a cute anti-microbial storage bag, and Sliquid H2O lube! I’ve teamed up with Peepshow Toys to create this exclusive for my readers because I love the Stronic Real SO MUCH. If you’re interested in the Stronic Real, this is absolutely the best offer you’ll find on it this holiday season, and supplies of the toybag are limited!
- 20% off sitewide at Good Vibrations, no minimum purchase, very limited exclusions.3 This is the best place to get the Magic Wand Original and Tenga strokers.
What I’d Buy (If I Didn’t Own It Already!)
Full disclosure: Peepshow Toys is going to get a lot of links because they’re blowing everybody else’s body-safe toy prices out of the water this year.
- Njoy Pure Wand, for $79 and free shipping. YO, it’s a legend. All Male Sex Toys and I agree that this stainless steel toy is above-and-beyond for direct G-spot and prostate stim. Buy here.
- FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet, for $30. I think this one’s better than the We-Vibe Tango for fitting between two bodies during sex. OK, so it has way too many patterns, but the silicone coating feels so nice, and the vibration intensity kicks ass. Buy here.
- Tantus Cush, for $35, or Tantus Flurry, for $30. This is so cheap (barely above cost) for these classic dual density dildos. Pick Cush for a broader, girthier toy or Flurry for more oomph with the double-ridged head. Buy Cush here; and buy Flurry here.
- Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation air pulsation clit toy, $35. I lied in the heading, I don’t own this one. YET. I’m a little scared of overly direct clitoral stim, but at this price, this newfangled “pleasure air” tech is something I finally have to try out. No one other than Dangerous Lilly herself says that she now prefers the Satisfyers to the recently released Womanizer models. Buy the Pro 2 Next Gen. here.
- The Uberrime Splendid is the definition of “comfy G-spot dildo”—and it’s now only $54. Its closest competitor, the VixSkin Mustang, is still $20 more. See my Splendid review here; the pink-and-white color is so pretty, but I’m seriously restraining myself from snagging a blue-and-white one too. (Can I hold out???) Buy either color here. Or check out the most attractive tentacle I’ve yet seen—the Uberrime Xenuphora—for under $50. The colors, so good.
- Real Nude Sumo, for $15.75. This is just a stupid-low price. The Sumo is BIG (2″ wide, 7″ insertable) and DUAL-DENSITY and body-safe; there’s really no reason that you’ll ever see a similar toy priced so low. (Especially because silicone prices are consistently rising right now due to trade restrictions, urgh.) I’m assured that Blush was trying to clear out some inventory and Peepshow Toys got a crazy-good price—so take advantage of this one before supplies run out! Grab a Sumo here.
- The Dorr Silker (now $59.25) is the only G-spot vibrator that matters to my vagina these days. I missed out on testing a L’Amourose Prism V (the company’s out of business now), and this is said to be a suitable replacement. And wow, I never need to go above the second steady speed out of 6, the first and second are so rumbly, plus I can adjust the intensity of each of the 5 patterns to my liking. Get one here.
- My other most-loved new toys of the year: (1) a cute, colorfully striped Avant dildo (now $22.50 to $39.75, depending on size). My fave is the D5/D6, but the D3/D4 is more intense at G-spotting. And (2) an NS Novelties Luxe Bullet (now $30), especially the Electra—it’s the perfect rumbly-but-not-overwhelming intensity for my clit. See Avant dildos here and NS Luxe Bullets here.
- If you want an incredibly powerful bullet at a stupidly low price, the Blush Exposed Nocturnal Bullet is selling for under $20! I have to use this vibe through a towel, it’s so strong!
- THRUSTING TOYS!!!4 I’ve had a hard time choosing between the Fun Factory Stronic Real and the Velvet Thruster Jackie this year when I wanted to be screwed hands-free. (Which is so much of the time.) Both are great—in different ways. But if I was buying for myself this Cyber Week, I would choose the Stronic Real because (1) it’s easier to hold; (2) it’s quieter; and (3) it’s slightly cheaper right now—$149 for the Stronic, vs. $159.20 for the Velvet Jackie (with code PHALL20)—plus I’d get a free toybag and lube with with exclusive bundle. It’s your call: check out the Velvet Thruster Jackie here, or get the Stronic Real Bundle here.
Other Mainstream Sex Toy Deals
Vibrant currently has a 30% off lots of body-safe toys: besides the $77 Njoy Pure Wand (also cheap Pure Plugs!!!), check out great deals on Hot Octopuss vibrating penis toys, Liberator Wedge and other dense-foam sex positioning pillows, and NS Novelties Colours Pleasures dildos and cute butt plugs.
Plus free shipping with purchases over $50 (vs. $50 today only at SheVibe, $60 at Lovehoney, $69 at Good Vibes, $70 at Peepshow Toys [which has cheap $5 flat-rate shipping for US residents], and $100 at Tantus).
This massive retailer has constant rotating deals this week and a few useful coupon codes—occasionally there are quality body-safe products like the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo mixed into the rotating deals page! Details:
- Black Friday rotating deals: up to 50% off. Offers change every 8 hours.
- Plus save an extra 10% off sitewide with code HONEYX10.
- 20% off the We-Vibe Unite wearable couples vibe and 30% off the Womanizer W500 air pulsation clit stimulator.
- New customers: Get an extra 25% off when you spend $100.
- See all Cyber Week toy deals here.
You know what you’re getting into with Fleshlight, the brand name in masturbation sleeves.
- Holiday deals: up to 50% off sleeves & more, mostly 20 to 25% off.
- Buy 2 Fleshlight sleeves, get the 3rd free.
Lovense is most famous for the Lush, a bright-pink vaginal vibe widely used in cam girl shows. But they make other app-compatible vibes too, like the Hush butt plug, for those times when you want to be controlled and/or control your partner’s experience:
- Discounts page now includes $20 off the Lush, Hush, and Ambi; and $100 off the Osci G-spot vibrating oscillator.
Stockroom is the place if you like your play a little kinkier: tons of quality bondage (from light to hardcore), electrosex gear, and more “vanilla” sex toys to go along with.
- Up to 60% off (mostly around 30% off) a big Black Friday collection. Prices good through Sunday.
Amazon (for Non-Toy Purchases)
Sure, Amazon isn’t a safe bet for insertable sex toys, but…there’s so much other shit you need in your life! Dental floss, underwear, a wireless mouse, a Liberator toy mount (yessss, I love this thing! ☺), whatever—we all know the almighty god of online retailers has it, and has it for less, delivered at your home in two days.
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Best Fantasy Silicone Deals
Mmm, fantasy dildos…So many beautiful colors and unique shapes, almost always in my favorite sex toy material, softer silicone. Plus, in many cases you’re supporting small independent artists!
Some fantasy deals are one day only, while others run through Sunday or Cyber Monday, so check out the details here!
- 25% off Black Friday to Cyber Monday in the Etsy shop here. “70+ toys going up.”
- 25% off select models, available as made-to-order on the site, only in DA’s winter color scheme. Cyber Monday only.
- 15% off sitewide sale goes live Thanksgiving night at 10 p.m. Eastern with a large stock drop. Through Cyber Monday.
- Custom slots will open for the sale.
- Spend $50 and get a free Pleasure Forge lint-free storage bag with your toy.
- 15% off all in-stock items Black Friday (huge stock drop coming up!) plus limited discount custom listings. Through Cyber Monday.
- First 30 orders get free “Little Fellas” tiny dildos, and all orders get free shiny rainbow-y stickers through Cyber Monday.
- 15% off shimmery black toys in any size, selection of two firmnesses, with code PHALL15.
- Get a free small (“Teaser” size, 4” long) Unicorn Horn with code PHALLUNI.
- Through Cyber Monday (Mountain time).
Starspawn Toys: 20% off inventory on Black Friday and Cyber Monday.
- 10% off all in-stock toys Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
- Stock drop will happen at 12:00 a.m. Central time Black Friday morning.
- 10% off all customs “from 11/23 to 11/24 one day only!”
- 20% off all in-stock items, customs, and flops Black Friday through Cyber Monday. Sale excludes teenies, special items, and custom add-ons.
- Small stock drop at 7 p.m. Eastern Black Friday.
- 15% off two-color custom orders of black and your color of choice.
- Order directions: “Click the ‘Request a Custom Order’ tab or send us a message and we will help build your order and give you a calculated total. (15% comes off of the toys Initial Price, NOT custom price!)”
- Valid Thanksgiving through Tues., November 27. Orders will be completed and shipped between December 5 and 20.
Qimera Forge: 15% off all inventory orders over 50 Euros with code BLCKFRIDAY2018. (No, that’s not a typo!: no A in “BLCK.”) Valid Black Friday to Cyber Monday.
Black Friday-Sunday Deals
These sales are over—but I’m keeping the listings for comparison purposes next year!:
- 15% off Black Friday stock drops, lots of models in “multiple fancy colors in both Medium and Soft firmness.”
- 25% off Made-to-order toys.
- 35% off toys in medium firmness and “Blue Steel” coloration. See announcement with a pic of this color here.
Phoenix Flame Forge: 20% storewide Black Friday discount, including limited “dealer’s choice” Black Friday custom listings.
Dread the Empire: 10% off all existing stock all day Black Friday, starts 12:01 a.m. Central time. Includes a large stock drop at noon CST.
- Excludes Eroscillator.
- Terms & conditions: *Customers that use the discount codes provided here to place an order at SheVibe.com will receive a SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card. *Scratch the panel on your card to reveal your prize: Up to $50 off your next SheVibe purchase – every card is a winner! *The scratched off panel will reveal a Gift Certificate code followed by the amount of the prize. *Your unique SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card will be provided in your shipped package, it cannot be replaced if lost, so keep it in a safe place! *In certain situations, the SheVibe Scratch-Off card may ship separately from your order. *This offer cannot be retroactively applied once you have checked out. *The prize code will not be valid for the purchase of Gift Certificates. *The SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card has no cash value. *This offer is good while SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card supplies last. *Sale excludes Eroscillator and certain restrictions apply. *Free Shipping offers are good in the U.S. only. *Prize code is valid through March 31st, 2019. Redeem as a Gift Certificate at checkout.
- Crave necklace vibes, Dame vibes, and gift cards are excluded.
- It’s not like I’m enthusiastic about getting fucked or anything like that, nope, not me.