Cyber Week & Black Friday Sex Toy Sales 2018: From Mainstream Toys to Fantasy Dildos!

Note: Cyber Week sales are now over!¬†ūüėě To see current sex toy sales throughout the year, head over to my normal sales page right here:¬†deals include 20% off We-Vibe and 25% off Fun Factory at Vibrant; and 25% off sitewide (with exclusions) at Good Vibes.

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I love a good Thanksgiving feast, but what’s even better is getting stuffed with sex toys! The Black Friday Cyber Monday sex toy sales for 2018 are insanely good, even better than last year’s‚ÄĒplus I’ve worked with two of my favorite retailers, SheVibe and Peepshow Toys, to get you exclusive deals that go above and beyond!

Check out my summary, skip down to my personal faves, or read all about fantasy silicone dildo deals coming up on Friday!

Best Current Deals Summary

  1. Peepshow Toys is offering 25% off EVERYTHING sitewide!¬†The limited exclusions are toys that are already more than 25% off: like¬†my Stronic Real Bundle (see #3 below) and Epiphora’s Splendid dildo. All body-safe toys here, and Peepshow’s list prices start lower than most other retailers even without a sale. And even better than 25% is the huge blow-out prices: Njoy Pure Wand for only $79¬†(and cheap Pure Plug Bundle!), Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen. for $35, or FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet for $30.
  2. SheVibe sitewide tiered sale plus exclusive discount: Get 10% off purchases of $75+ with code¬†PHALL10; get 15% off $100+ with¬†PHALL15; or get 20% off $125+ with¬†PHALL20.1 Plus, get a free gift card¬†with my codes: use either¬†PHALL10,¬†PHALL15, or¬†PHALL20¬†and receive a Holiday Scratch-Off Card containing a discount code for anywhere from $5 to $50 off your next purchase.2¬†It’s luck of the draw!SheVibe Black Friday sex toys sales 2018 free gift card Phallophile Reviews
  3. Vibrant, another all-body-safe seller, has 30% off the Cyber Monday collection through midnight Mountain today only with code CYBERMONDAY18: the Pure Wand is now cheapest here at $77.
  4. 50% off sitewide at Tantus Black Friday through Cyber Monday! Use code BFCM. Tantus already lower their on-site prices earlier this year, so this is obscenely low for their brand: other retailers can’t compete.
  5. 36% off the Fun Factory Stronic Real Pulsator Bundle¬†including the thrusting pulsator, a cute anti-microbial storage bag, and Sliquid H2O lube! I’ve teamed up with Peepshow Toys to create this exclusive for my readers because I love the Stronic Real SO MUCH. If you’re interested in the Stronic Real, this is absolutely the best offer you’ll find on it this holiday season, and supplies of the toybag are limited!
  6. 20% off sitewide at Good Vibrations, no minimum purchase, very limited exclusions.3 This is the best place to get the Magic Wand Original and Tenga strokers.

What I’d Buy (If I Didn’t Own It Already!)

Full disclosure: Peepshow Toys is going to get a lot of links because they’re blowing everybody else’s body-safe toy prices out of the water this year.

Other Mainstream Sex Toy Deals

Vibrant

Vibrant currently has a 30% off lots of body-safe toys: besides the $77 Njoy Pure Wand (also cheap Pure Plugs!!!), check out great deals on Hot Octopuss vibrating penis toys, Liberator Wedge and other dense-foam sex positioning pillows, and NS Novelties Colours Pleasures dildos and cute butt plugs.

Plus free shipping with purchases over $50 (vs. $50 today only at SheVibe, $60 at Lovehoney, $69 at Good Vibes, $70 at Peepshow Toys [which has cheap $5 flat-rate shipping for US residents], and $100 at Tantus). 

Lovehoney

This massive retailer has constant rotating deals this week and a few useful coupon codes‚ÄĒoccasionally there are quality body-safe products like the Desire Weighted Curved Dildo mixed into the rotating deals page! Details:

Or see Lovehoney Canada rotating deals here, Lovehoney UK deals here, and Lovehoney EU deals here.

Fleshlight Strokers & Sleeves

You know what you’re getting into with Fleshlight, the brand name in masturbation sleeves.

Lovense App-Controlled Vibes 

Lovense is most famous for the Lush, a bright-pink vaginal vibe widely used in cam girl shows. But they make other app-compatible vibes too, like the Hush butt plug, for those times when you want to be controlled and/or control your partner’s experience:

Kink

Stockroom

Stockroom is the place if you like your play a little kinkier: tons of quality bondage (from light to hardcore), electrosex gear, and more “vanilla” sex toys to go along with.

Amazon (for Non-Toy Purchases)

Sure, Amazon isn’t a safe bet for insertable sex toys, but…there’s so much other shit you need in your life! Dental floss, underwear, a wireless mouse, a Liberator toy mount (yessss, I love this thing! ‚ėļ), whatever‚ÄĒwe all know the almighty god of online retailers has it, and has it for less, delivered at your home in two days.

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Best Fantasy Silicone Deals

Mmm, fantasy dildos…So many beautiful colors and unique shapes, almost always in my favorite sex toy material, softer silicone. Plus, in many cases you’re supporting small independent artists!

Some fantasy deals are one day only, while others run through Sunday or Cyber Monday, so check out the details here!

Still Current

Damn Average:

Pleasure Forge:

  • 15% off sitewide sale goes live Thanksgiving night at 10 p.m. Eastern with a large stock drop. Through Cyber Monday.
  • Custom slots will open for the sale.
  • Spend $50 and get a free Pleasure Forge lint-free storage bag with your toy.

Strange Bedfellas:

  • 15% off all in-stock items Black Friday¬†(huge stock drop coming up!) plus limited discount custom listings. Through Cyber Monday.
  • First 30 orders get free “Little Fellas” tiny dildos, and all orders get free shiny rainbow-y stickers through Cyber Monday.

Lust Arts horror-themed and fantasy toys:

Starspawn Toys: 20% off inventory on Black Friday and Cyber Monday.

Kudu Voodoo: 

  • 10% off all in-stock toys Black Friday through Cyber Monday.
  • Stock drop will happen at 12:00 a.m. Central time Black Friday morning.
  • 10% off all customs “from 11/23 to 11/24 one day only!”

Hodgepodge Entourage:

  • 20% off all in-stock items, customs, and flops Black Friday through Cyber Monday. Sale excludes teenies, special items, and custom add-ons.
  • Small stock drop at 7 p.m. Eastern Black Friday.

Xenocat Artifacts:

  • 15% off two-color custom orders of black and your color of choice.
  • Order directions: “Click the ‘Request a Custom Order’ tab or send us a message and we will help build your order and give you a calculated total. (15% comes off of the toys Initial Price, NOT custom price!)”
  • Valid Thanksgiving through Tues., November 27. Orders will be completed and shipped between December 5 and 20.¬†

Qimera Forge: 15% off all inventory orders over 50 Euros with code BLCKFRIDAY2018. (No, that’s not a typo!: no A¬†in “BLCK.”)¬†Valid Black Friday to Cyber Monday.

Black Friday-Sunday Deals

These sales are over‚ÄĒbut I’m keeping the listings for comparison purposes next year!:

Bad Dragon ready-made sale: 20% off all inventory this weekend, till 11:59 p.m. MST on Sunday, 11/25.

Twin Tail Creations: 25% off all inventory Black Friday with code BF2018.

Exotic Erotics:

  • 15% off Black Friday stock drops, lots of models in “multiple fancy colors in both Medium and Soft firmness.”
  • 25% off Made-to-order toys.
  • 35% off toys in medium firmness and “Blue Steel” coloration.¬†See announcement with a pic of this color here.

Phoenix Flame Forge: 20% storewide Black Friday discount, including limited ‚Äúdealer‚Äôs choice‚ÄĚ Black Friday custom listings.

Dread the Empire: 10% off all existing stock all day Black Friday, starts 12:01 a.m. Central time. Includes a large stock drop at noon CST.

  1. Excludes Eroscillator.
  2. Terms & conditions: *Customers that use the discount codes provided here to place an order at SheVibe.com will receive a SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card. *Scratch the panel on your card to reveal your prize: Up to $50 off your next SheVibe purchase – every card is a winner! *The scratched off panel will reveal a Gift Certificate code followed by the amount of the prize. *Your unique SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card will be provided in your shipped package, it cannot be replaced if lost, so keep it in a safe place! *In certain situations, the SheVibe Scratch-Off card may ship separately from your order. *This offer cannot be retroactively applied once you have checked out. *The prize code will not be valid for the purchase of Gift Certificates. *The SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card has no cash value. *This offer is good while SheVibe Holiday Scratch-Off Card supplies last. *Sale excludes Eroscillator and certain restrictions apply. *Free Shipping offers are good in the U.S. only. *Prize code is valid through March 31st, 2019. Redeem as a Gift Certificate at checkout.
  3. Crave necklace vibes, Dame vibes, and gift cards are excluded.
  4. It’s not like I’m enthusiastic about getting fucked or anything like that, nope, not me.

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