Uberrime Helios dildo

Helios the Sun God dildo by Uberrime consistently makes me wonder whether my next-door neighbors can hear me screaming. It’s a toy that I never swap out for another once I start using it, because it’s basically everything I ever wanted in a textured dildo. Helios…

Uberrime Jellyfish Handmade Silicone Dildo featured

The Jellyfish Silicone Dildo by Uberrime is a dildo reincarnation: a sea creature floating up from the depths of time. The original Jellyfish was the brainchild of a small indie operation called Whipspider Rubberworks. When Whipspider closed about five years ago, the Jellyfish was no…

Strange Bedfellas Dragon Claw vibe sleeves featured

I’ve overlooked silicone vibe sleeves in the past—basically, these toys are smaller dildos that you can use either for external or vaginal stimulation. But I’m glad that changed recently, when Strange Bedfellas offered to send me two of their three vibe-holding prototypes along with my…

Uberrime Dildos Essential Gentleman Splendid Gentleman full length

I love writing reviews for small, indie sex toy makers. These are individuals who have a passion for producing unique, handmade, body-safe items. They’re creative and hard-working and intelligent—they have to be, because there’s no dildo-making class out there that will teach you everything you…

Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dual Density dildo pink edit

When a dual-density silicone dildo works, it works. And Uberrime’s Splendid Dildo has knocked my socks off. As much as I love silicone dildos, finding the right dual-density one for me hasn’t always been a smooth road. Maybe the outer silicone layer was too squishy to give me the impact…

Mr. Hankey's Toys Dragon dildo featured 1

There are no other dragon dildos out there anymore, as far as I’m concerned. The new Dragon by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is the ultimate fire-breathing beast. I may sound like I’m repeating myself here: I said something similar in my Bad Dragon Flint review. And…

Pleasure Forge Illithid Dungeons Dragons fantasy dildo ridges

The Illithid dildo by Pleasure Forge is beyond cool. Based on the brain-eating underworld creature of Dungeons & Dragons fame, the Illithid is over 6 inches of ridged, tentacle-y goodness (or evil, rather!). As Pleasure Forge says, “Illithid[s]…are the evil lords of many parts of the…